According to this researcher link
Now we know what the other 5 commandments are:
XI THOU SHALT ROLL A JOINT PROPERLY
XII THOU SHALT TAKE A PUFF AND BE JOLLY
XIII THOU SHALT BE PREPARED FOR THE MUNCHIES
XIV THOU SHALT PASS THE DUTCH
XV THOU SHALT LEGALIZE IT
And dont forget, when he went up that mountain God gave him a huge tablet after which he made a profit.....
... oh wait.... I meant he was made prophet. Damn.
probably helped him design the first ever motorbike..
"Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the land"
and also helped him with his elasticated skin..
"Moses tied his ass to the tree 30 miles outside Jerusalem and walked there in"
This is fantastic. I just did a very daring thing and forwarded the article to my overtly religious parents. They'll no doubt dismiss it the information in it, though, because the researcher himself has experimented with drugs.
Hahah, I saw that on the news this morning.
Ironically the researcher admitted that he'd had this epiphany, if you will, while he himself was trippin' on acid. Or on some drug of the sort. xD