BradJarre 05.01.2008 21:04 |
Lets begin with an new topic. My favorite quote:P Voel je goed Voel je lekker Scheer je reet met Black & dekker. |
deleted user 05.01.2008 21:12 |
My fave quote is Your retardation makes me laugh I love it XD Ohoh I also like what Jeremy Clarkson says about the Stig on topgear you know Some say b;hjfjh Others say krhgerg All we know is hes called the stig |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.01.2008 09:55 |
I don't have a specific favourite quote, but I remember things that make me laugh, and here are a few... "You're listening to Radio 2, online, on digital and back on drugs" "Not only was everyone rude, the check in took forever and then I caught fire." "If there is a cleaner who isn't too busy, could they please make their way to platform 4 where somebody has decided to use the platform as a toilet." - An annoucement I heard at Reading station at about midnight while waiting for the train home. |
Jadie 06.01.2008 10:35 |
"I WAS going to go to sleep now.. Even though everyone's sat on my bed. Not that it matters as I'm sat over here taking a load of drugs." |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.01.2008 10:54 |
Haha, that too. |
Music Man 06.01.2008 11:45 |
Speaking of Top Gear... "Oh, cock." |
Poo, again 06.01.2008 12:18 |
I caught you a delicious bass - Napoleon Dynamite. Yay. ... |
Woodie 06.01.2008 12:35 |
"I just wanna let everyone on the radio know that tonight we are playing naked." |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.01.2008 13:54 |
"Cornwall is really good, there's lots of history there and I went on a horse." |
Lady Nyx 06.01.2008 14:20 |
"if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines, and dick." -garth algar |
Woodie 06.01.2008 15:51 |
"(...) so before I know it I'm in bed with Ronnie Spector. That's when I found rock & roll. That's also when I learned about jealousy, cos I had Phil Spector chasing me around with a shotgun." |
Ha-nah! 06.01.2008 17:50 |
hmmm this is my favorite quote but its more of a pick up line. "Baby, my love is like communism, only great in theory and everyone gets a fair share." |
Vincent. 06.01.2008 21:40 |
Haha, my favorite pick-up line is: I heard your ankles were having a party...want to invite your pants on down? OR How about you sit in my lap and we'll talk about what comes up? XD |
mystic_rhythms 08.01.2008 09:03 |
Fave quotes (a mix of humorous and inspirational quotes): "Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (former pro wrestler) "In a recent survey, nine out of ten Americans agree that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine." - Colin Mochrie (comedian/actor), from an episode of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" "The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none." - Homer Simpson "The only thing we have to fear is...fear itself." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt (former U.S. President, 1933-1945) "Everything in moderation, with occasional excess." - Neil Peart (drummer/songwriter for Rush) line from his book "Ghost Rider: Travels on The Healing Road" "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) from the movie Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." - Eric Cartman (South Park character), from Season 4, Episode 10 "Do Handicapped People Go To Hell?" "Anybody without a gun, a knife, a handkerchief and a chapstick get the fuck outta here!" - Ted Nugent (musician), from Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Gee Whiz" "Fuck them darling, if they just don't get it." - Guess who. -=Brian=- |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.01.2008 09:52 |
roddy piper was great for his quotes :-] my fave of his though was from "they live" in the bank: "ive come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and im all out of bubblegum" however the best quote is: "a faint heart has never shagged a pig"- if i say so myself ;-] and some Sandbar ones: "that reminds me,i must get that bike rack mended"-Arthur when he saw a "larger" woman bent over in front of him.. "im like a mushroom,kept in the dark and fed on bullshit"-Alan to his wife Julie "i only keep this pub open in the winter for you bastards!"-steve [the landlord] after the locals complained at his price increase just before xmas |
Raf 08.01.2008 09:54 |
"I like my girls like the English weather. Wild and wet" - Joxer ;P |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.01.2008 12:29 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: "I like my girls like the English weather. Wild and wet" - Joxer ;Pthank fuck you are making a note of these ;-] |
Micrówave 08.01.2008 12:38 |
"do what you want to the girl, just leave me alone, please?" |
Micrówave 08.01.2008 12:42 |
JoxerTheJackDaniel'sPirate wrote: my fave of his though was from "they live" in the bank: "ive come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and im all out of bubblegum"Nice reference. Why didn't Carpenter use Roddy more? This movie was so "camp" and I don't think they could have done that with someone else and Keith David. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 08.01.2008 12:56 |
JoxerTheJackDaniel'sPirate wrote:Well, I do live and come from England, don't I? What a surprise.... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: "I like my girls like the English weather. Wild and wet" - Joxer ;Pthank fuck you are making a note of these ;-] |
Raststätte-Knödel 08.01.2008 13:48 |
something like 'wash your hands, Emery, especially if you've moved your bowels' (Rose Red) |
Jadie 08.01.2008 14:04 |
"IM INNOCENT! I'M INNOCENT! I'M INNOCENT!" - cathy barnes off hollyoaks. |
sparrow 21754 08.01.2008 15:24 |
"they call them fingers, but i never see them fing! ...oh there they go!" -otto from the simpsons |
DavidRFuller 08.01.2008 15:32 |
Sparrow wrote: "they call them fingers, but i never see them fing! ...oh there they go!" -otto from the simpsonsGreatest quote ever. |
Raf 08.01.2008 19:17 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:What a LOVELY surprise... *drools over Jessie*JoxerTheJackDaniel'sPirate wrote:Well, I do live and come from England, don't I? What a surprise.... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: "I like my girls like the English weather. Wild and wet" - Joxer ;Pthank fuck you are making a note of these ;-] xD |
sparrow 21754 08.01.2008 19:54 |
DavidRFuller wrote:i thought so XDSparrow wrote: "they call them fingers, but i never see them fing! ...oh there they go!" -otto from the simpsonsGreatest quote ever. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 09.01.2008 08:40 |
"You've got ten buckles on your boots... They don't match your body!" |
Raststätte-Knödel 09.01.2008 12:22 |
'If you fly fast enough, the sun never sets' |
FriedChicken 09.01.2008 12:25 |
Loosch! |
Poo, again 10.01.2008 16:52 |
Raststätte-Knödel wrote: 'If you fly fast enough, the sun never sets'That is a very good quote. |
Raststätte-Knödel 11.01.2008 09:33 |
<font color=pink>Poo wrote:yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I'd love to do it :)Raststätte-Knödel wrote: 'If you fly fast enough, the sun never sets'That is a very good quote. |
Poo, again 11.01.2008 16:27 |
Raststätte-Knödel wrote:It can be seen as a metaphor as well.<font color=pink>Poo wrote:yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I'd love to do it :)Raststätte-Knödel wrote: 'If you fly fast enough, the sun never sets'That is a very good quote. |
MarkieKnopflie 11.01.2008 17:50 |
My hair grows faster then my wallet |
Lady Nyx 12.01.2008 22:33 |
Look at it! accept it! look at it, dennis! LOOK AT MY BUTT! The worst thing you could do is try to ignore it! it’s a total circle, don’t you see? You cant hide from it, it’s a force to be reckoned with! Accept it before it destroys you!!! -dana carvey portraying George michael. |
mystic_rhythms 16.01.2008 18:58 |
I got some more (some funny, some serious): "As we say in the radio business, if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!" - Radio station owner from an episode of Family Guy "It's called Avian Flu, a fatal killer that, when lethal, can be deadly." - Rob Corddry, from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart "Love one another." - George Harrison's (ex-Beatle) last words "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Monty Python's Flying Circus (Episode 15: The Spanish Inquisition) "This is U.S. History. I see the globe right there." - Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) from Fast Times At Ridgemont High "Quick to judge, quick to anger/slow to understand/ignorance and prejudice/and fear walk hand in hand" - Rush, lyric from "Witch Hunt (Part III of 'Fear')" "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." - Winston Churchill (British Prime Minister during World War II) |
Raststätte-Knödel 17.01.2008 07:00 |
SorrymynameisCorry wrote: My hair grows faster then my walletI know who said that :) |
BradJarre 20.01.2008 09:59 |
Now a Good top gear top tip: If you want a caddilac,Buy a vauxhall:P |
Roger Meadows Tailor 20.01.2008 12:23 |
Some say ha ha Others say la la All we hear is Radio Ga Ga. |
Sergei. 20.01.2008 12:26 |
"If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers!" -Oscar Wilde Of course, he didn't really say that... I found it on Uncyclopedia.. However, I laughed extremely hard when I read it and if anyone be the authour of this quote, come forth now. You are a genius. |
Lady Nyx 20.01.2008 17:13 |
^^^ speaking of uncyclopedia... Things came to a head in 2002, when a clearly disorientated May was found on the roof of Buckingham palace with one of his guitars. An embarrassing security lapse for Palace officials on Queen Elizebeth's Golden Jubilee and a wake-up call for May who knew he had to confront his demons. As of January 2007, May has been "off the brew" for nearly four years. "I just have to avoid places where people drink tea", he explained in a recent interview for Heat magazine, "I don't go in kitchens, cafes, houses, countries or even kitchens anymore. It's hard, but life is hard isn't it? Isn't it? It is. Isn't it? It is." i dont know why but i thought this was hilarious. there used to be funny ones about queens hit's but someone made them stupid now. |
@ndy38 20.01.2008 17:28 |
'The problems of the world today can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.' Albert Einstein, may not be around today but it still applies i think. AND 'Those who devoted themselves to such a study were seen as dangerous or mad, and in either case useless to society. The government, more especially the police, mistrusted history, from a fear that its teaching must encourage ideas of liberty and the spirit of rebellion....It was believed that in obliterating the past it would be easier to manipulate the present' Janos Mailath, Hungarian historian (1786-1855) |
Ms. Rebel 21.01.2008 11:15 |
READ MY SINGNATURE. BEST QUOTE EVER. |
***Marial-B*** 21.01.2008 11:29 |
The one that says it all on how MTV was born: "In a certain way we invented MTV" - George Harrison (Anthology 5 - 1996). There you have it :P. And the most popular phrase in Spain and Venezuela for 2007: "Por que no te callas?" which means "Why don't you shut up?"... a little gift from Spain's king Don Juan Carlos II to Hugo Chavez on the Iberoamerican meeting last november :P. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.01.2008 11:48 |
there was one on American Idol by the stalker dude to Paula Abdul yesterday that had me spluttering into my beer.. "if you were Columbo i would Peter Falk you".. |
Mr Mercury 21.01.2008 12:08 |
“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go.” Oscar Wilde on his death bed. |
Sergei. 21.01.2008 12:30 |
JoxerTheFrugelPirate wrote: there was one on American Idol by the stalker dude to Paula Abdul yesterday that had me spluttering into my beer.. "if you were Columbo i would Peter Falk you".."If you were a bath tub I would caulk you..." |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.01.2008 12:36 |
<font color=teal>Lestat?<h6>A Scientist wrote:aye,that be the one lolJoxerTheFrugelPirate wrote: there was one on American Idol by the stalker dude to Paula Abdul yesterday that had me spluttering into my beer.. "if you were Columbo i would Peter Falk you".."If you were a bath tub I would caulk you..." it almost reminded me of the katie melua song "if you were a sailboat" and the line "if you were a piece of wood i' would nail you to the floor" |
Mr Mercury 21.01.2008 13:18 |
Another Oscar Wilde fave of mine is the one where he was asked "Mr Wilde, why do you think America is such a violent country?" He said, "I know very well why its so violent. Its because your wallpaper is so hideous" Heres a link to Stephen Fry, explaining what he meant by that quote. Its starts from around the 8.30 mark link |
Sergei. 21.01.2008 17:35 |
"The good die young... But PRICKS live forever." -Some comedian called Lewis Black So fucking true! I mean, think about it.. the good.. Freddie, Vaslav Nijinsky, Oscar Wilde, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, the list goes on. Pricks... Fidel Castro, Leona Helmsley (xD)... etc.... |
Ms. Rebel 21.01.2008 17:44 |
"LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG." link That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm still alive though :P |
Roger Meadows Tailor 22.01.2008 15:04 |
You have to resign yourself to the fact that a large part of the audience is thick and dont appreciate quality however much you put it across.The fact is our group's got no quality.Its just all flippin' clothes 'n make up 'n stuff. |
Roger Meadows Tailor 22.01.2008 15:05 |
Roger Meadows Tailor wrote: You have to resign yourself to the fact that a large part of the audience is thick and dont appreciate quality however much you put it across.The fact is our group's got no quality.Its just all flippin' clothes 'n make up 'n stuff.Pete Townshend- The Who. |