| coming 19.12.2007 18:05 |
whats the score on the lemon roger story is it real |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 18:18 |
what is the lemon roger story? never heard of it b4 |
| John S Stuart 19.12.2007 18:41 |
Oh yes... it's true alright. I thought everyone knew that. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 19:05 |
Of course it's true. |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 19.12.2007 19:11 |
Poot. Toot. Zoot. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 19:14 |
Lemon cake, lemon cake have ye any nuts? |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:17 |
WHAT IS THE LEMON CAKE STORY!!!!! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:22 |
It's a pretty big secret, in fact this topic will probably be deleted soon, so it doesn't get out. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:24 |
PLEASE TELL ME!! if it was posted then everyone shud no! so its about roger, and it has something to do with lemon cake. thats all ive gotten so far. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:26 |
Lemon cake is a euphemism, for something far worse. Sorry, but I'm really not allowed to say. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:26 |
my god why not? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:27 |
I'm sure you'll find out eventually. Plus, you're not really old enough. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:28 |
trust me people my age know alot more than they did 10 years ago |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:30 |
I'm sure they do, however, I'm not in a position to tell you. Maybe you can ask Roger himself, the next time he visits the forum. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:30 |
hahaha |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:30 |
hahaha |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:30 |
hahaha |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:35 |
any hints? pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase! so its something bad that roger did? is that rite? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:43 |
It's VERY bad. It involves a horse and a well known superhero. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:43 |
ok.... well from wat ive heard its something bad against a girl but who nos... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:46 |
Yes, but it's a lot more than that. |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:47 |
this is buggin me half to death |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 20:49 |
There's a clue in the song "Innuendo" |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 20:50 |
i dont hav that song..arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. which verse? |
| mizz_smash 19.12.2007 22:24 |
ok, all i hav got so far is that its something that roger did to a girl that is VERY bad, it was around Innuendo period (im guessing) and that its worse than him cheating on Debbie the way he did. Anything else? Lets face it, no one is gonna tell me, you cant read it anywhere. There is basically no way i can find out. This is really getting on my nerves, |
| saltnvinegar 19.12.2007 22:42 |
There was an interview in an old edition of Marie Claire where he denied it, I may still have it somewhere, I'll take a look. |
| Erin 20.12.2007 00:30 |
It's not as bad as the lemon meringue pie story. Now THAT was nasty! |
| mizz_smash 20.12.2007 01:19 |
This is really annoying me coz i have no idea what anyone is talking about...someone said something about a magazine article...any help? |
| mizz_smash 20.12.2007 02:02 |
Can anyone please give me any sources at all? you really dont know how much this is on my nerves. |
| mr bad guy 5656 20.12.2007 03:08 |
come on you cunts what's the story did he stuff a lemon cake upp debbie's ass mm :-) the horny bastard |
| cmsdrums 20.12.2007 08:12 |
<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: Lemon cake, lemon cake have ye any nuts?Yeeess!!! :-) |
| deleted user 20.12.2007 18:29 |
I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted, alarmingly entertaining though it is. XD |
| Dusta 20.12.2007 18:34 |
I know, I KNOW! IT WAS LEMON, THOUGH! You've got to understand, if IT WERE ANY OTHER KIND OF CAKE...Mr. Nice Guy wrote: I admit that Roger and i have enjoyed lemon cake together. What of it? Why can't two men devour a lemon cake together? Why are you all so judgemental? As if all the other men on this site haven't partaken of lemon cake with another man more than once. Why are you all looking at me that way ... |
| Dusta 20.12.2007 20:10 |
Some of my best friends are lemon cake eaters. |
| mizz_smash 20.12.2007 21:19 |
can someone please just tell me what happened? please!!! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 20.12.2007 21:45 |
Sorry, we don't have the authority. Have you tried asking the QOL people? They might be able to give you some information, but it's a very shady matter and people don't like talking about it. |
| Dusta 20.12.2007 22:05 |
Crike, now I'VE got to know! Shoot. I'd never heard of such an, "incident," until this thread, and, let me tell you, ignorance IS bliss. Now, I've got to admit that I am a bit curious as well. Perhaps it is simply one of those urban legend sort of things? |
| mizz_smash 20.12.2007 22:24 |
Sorry, but im new to this...who are the QOL people? And may i say that i have neither heard of this before this particular thread. But the thing that ticks me off a bit is that perople say its not their place to say, but to be honest, whose place is it? |
| john bodega 21.12.2007 11:01 |
mizz_smash wrote: Sorry, but im new to this...who are the QOL people?First rule of QOL - you do not talk about QOL. Second rule of QOL - you do not talk about QOL. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 21.12.2007 11:01 |
Exactly. |
| John S Stuart 21.12.2007 11:32 |
mizz_smash wrote: ...the thing that ticks me off a bit is that perople say its not their place to say, but to be honest, whose place is it?Whatever goes on between a man (or a woman) and THEIR lemon-cake - is between them and the cake. After that, it really is none of your business now - is it! How would you like all of your private affairs to be made public - do you think that would be a nice thing for you - or your family to read about? It is not big, it is not clever, nor should it be morally or legally acceptable. So to answer your question "...whose place is it...": It is certainly not mine, not 'Queenzone's', and unless you are brave enough to ask Roger in person, I don't think the cake will respond either. |
| John S Stuart 21.12.2007 11:50 |
mizz_smash wrote: trust me people my age know alot more than they did 10 years agoThat's because ten years ago you were only three years old - dohhh! PS: 'alot' is actually two words (1) 'a' & (2) 'lot'. (That is unless you use it as a verb, in which case you CAN use it as a singular word, but it is spelt 'allot', but this means something completely different: to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion; e.g. to allot the available farmland among the settlers). |
| 7Innuendo7 21.12.2007 19:29 |
'Roger's allotment of lemon cake was briefly enjoyed by Treaure Moment; then, it transformed into chocolate with a fine nougat.' |
| Raf 21.12.2007 19:58 |
mizz_smash wrote: i dont hav that song..arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. which verse?Listen to the song backwards. |
| mizz_smash 21.12.2007 21:07 |
Well, i am sure its not right to know, and its defiently not other peoples, but other people must have found out and spread it, even though it is not THEIR right. Also, this sor of thing comes with being famous, your private life isnt private. And to this person who gace me a lecture on my spelling, i really couldnt car less how i type on a forum. But to make all of the hypocrites out there happy, i will shut up and forget about it. |
| mizz_smash 21.12.2007 21:08 |
But before i shut up, how do you listen to a song backwards?? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 21.12.2007 21:10 |
poop |
| castaway_girl 21.12.2007 21:17 |
why hasnt this been deleted yet? |
| john bodega 22.12.2007 00:35 |
castaway_girl wrote: why hasnt this been deleted yet?Because it's only half as silly as any topic that Treasure Moment have posted in, and Queenzone is full of those. We'd have to have every topic deleted, on those grounds. Maybe not such a bad idea! |
| castaway_girl 22.12.2007 00:48 |
lol |
| kagezan1313 22.12.2007 22:12 |
DAMMIT! Now I'm stuck at work and really want some lemon cake! But not with that sweet sticky white icing on top, the way Roger apparently makes it for Debbie... |
| Stoner 24.12.2007 07:07 |
kagezan1313 wrote: DAMMIT! Now I'm stuck at work and really want some lemon cake! But not with that sweet sticky white icing on top, the way Roger apparently makes it for Debbie...Did he put the icing on the cake before it cooled off? Is that what all this scandal is about? |
| beautifulsoup 24.12.2007 14:05 |
LOL, I have no idea what this is about, but this thread is toooo funny. |
| emma246000 24.12.2007 15:16 |
Woah! Its like everyone is talking in riddles! :) |
| QueenMercury46 24.12.2007 22:12 |
THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl. The end. |
| DavidRFuller 24.12.2007 23:17 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl. The end.And the truth comes out.... |
| Stoner 24.12.2007 23:39 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl. The end.Freddie was going to eat a whole lemon cake by himself in one sitting? |
| Stoner 25.12.2007 00:00 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl.Roger's giggles of delight turn into yelps of despair as he suddenly finds himself square in the middle of Freddie's ROSEBUSH. |
| QueenMercury46 25.12.2007 02:25 |
Stoner wrote:And then DELILAH comes and attacks Roger, scratching and tearing every inch of his body! Horrible, indeed.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl.Roger's giggles of delight turn into yelps of despair as he suddenly finds himself square in the middle of Freddie's ROSEBUSH. |
| Stoner 25.12.2007 03:52 |
What's a trumpet tetteretet? |
| Stoner 25.12.2007 16:23 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote:As Roger lays in the rosebush licking his wounds and picking thorns out of his arse, he looks over at the lemon cake which has smashed into a gazillion crumbles onto the ground. There's something in the middle of it. It looks like -- yes, sure enough it is -- it's Freddie's Trumpet Tetteretet! Someone baked Freddie's Trumpet Tetterer into the lemon cake Oh My!Stoner wrote:And then DELILAH comes and attacks Roger, scratching and tearing every inch of his body! Horrible, indeed.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl.Roger's giggles of delight turn into yelps of despair as he suddenly finds himself square in the middle of Freddie's ROSEBUSH. Roger slowly agonizingly picks his way out of the thornbush and starts to walk over to where the yellow mush lays. Suddenly a cat springs out of nowhere and stalks over to where the cake lays. "No! No!" Cries Roger lunging for the cat. But the cat gingerly takes the trumpet tetter into her mouth and runs off with it before Roger can catch her. Roger stands there crying like a little girl. |
| QueenMercury46 27.12.2007 04:02 |
Stoner wrote:HAHAAHA oh my this is fun.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote:As Roger lays in the rosebush licking his wounds and picking thorns out of his arse, he looks over at the lemon cake which has smashed into a gazillion crumbles onto the ground. There's something in the middle of it. It looks like -- yes, sure enough it is -- it's Freddie's Trumpet Tetteretet! Someone baked Freddie's Trumpet Tetterer into the lemon cake Oh My! Roger slowly agonizingly picks his way out of the thornbush and starts to walk over to where the yellow mush lays. Suddenly a cat springs out of nowhere and stalks over to where the cake lays. "No! No!" Cries Roger lunging for the cat. But the cat gingerly takes the trumpet tetter into her mouth and runs off with it before Roger can catch her. Roger stands there crying like a little girl.Stoner wrote:And then DELILAH comes and attacks Roger, scratching and tearing every inch of his body! Horrible, indeed.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl.Roger's giggles of delight turn into yelps of despair as he suddenly finds himself square in the middle of Freddie's ROSEBUSH. |
| Stoner 27.12.2007 23:41 |
Haha fun! It's your turn. Come on we have to keep the story rolling or else I will become bored and abandon it. :) |
| QueenMercury46 28.12.2007 16:26 |
Stoner wrote:As Roger is wimpering softly, he turns around and sees Freddie stealthily stalking him. He remembers how much Freddie loves his lemon cake, and realizes that Freddie wants his revenge. So Roger breaks into a sprint as Freddie menacingly chases after him. He comes to a dead end where rosebushes and tulips block his exit from Freddie's yard. Freddie pulls out a fold-out microphone stand from his pocket and begins to whack Roger on the bum until he freezes and looks at his tulip garden behind Roger. He sees his cat lying on top of the tulips, merrily chewing the trumpet tettertet she had removed from the lemon cake. Roger takes advantage of this and grabs Freddie's microphone stand, then runs off while singing Sheer Heart Attack.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote:As Roger lays in the rosebush licking his wounds and picking thorns out of his arse, he looks over at the lemon cake which has smashed into a gazillion crumbles onto the ground. There's something in the middle of it. It looks like -- yes, sure enough it is -- it's Freddie's Trumpet Tetteretet! Someone baked Freddie's Trumpet Tetterer into the lemon cake Oh My! Roger slowly agonizingly picks his way out of the thornbush and starts to walk over to where the yellow mush lays. Suddenly a cat springs out of nowhere and stalks over to where the cake lays. "No! No!" Cries Roger lunging for the cat. But the cat gingerly takes the trumpet tetter into her mouth and runs off with it before Roger can catch her. Roger stands there crying like a little girl.Stoner wrote:And then DELILAH comes and attacks Roger, scratching and tearing every inch of his body! Horrible, indeed.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: THE REAL LEMON CAKE STORY: Once upon a time a man named Freddie Mercury was quietly eating a delicious lemon cake when OUT OF NOWHERE...ROGER TAYLOR comes and steals the cake, jumps out the window, and giggles like a little girl.Roger's giggles of delight turn into yelps of despair as he suddenly finds himself square in the middle of Freddie's ROSEBUSH. |
| Stoner 30.12.2007 13:23 |
But Roger barely makes it out of the garden and onto the sidewalk when Freddie sprints over the tulips! -- grabs Roger and yanks him by the shirtcollar. Freddie then turns to the cat and shakes his finger angrily at her. "Bad Pudding! Bad, BAD Pudding!" Freddie reaches down and swipes what is left of the trumpet tetterer out from the cat's paws, then grabs hold of the back of Roger's hair and drags him back through the tulips and all the way back up to the house, Roger yelping in protest all the way. |
| john bodega 03.01.2008 01:09 |
You people don't have a fucking clue. |
| castaway_girl 03.01.2008 19:55 |
this is sooo funny! (even if i dont have a clue what on earth you are going on about) |
| Stoner 05.01.2008 15:33 |
Freddie drags Roger into the kitchen, brushes a cat off a chair and slams Roger's bum down into it. Then Freddie gets out a frying pan and some flour, turns up the heat on the stove, flours up the trumpet tetterer and flops it into the pan, frying it. Trembling, Roger stares wide eyed at Freddie then at the trumpet tetterer sizzling in the pan. "Whhat are you doing, Freddie?" Roger stammers. Freddie gives Roger a sideways glare as he turns the trumpet tetterer over in the pan. He then walks over to the cupboard and takes out another delicious lemon cake and sets it down in front of Roger. "I've fixed this one up just for you, Roger Darling!" Roger stares horrified at the cake, his eyes even bigger than before. |