BradJarre 19.12.2007 12:30 |
Hello. I have a girlfriend since 2 days ago and she is realy realy sweet her name is jennifer and she is 14. [URL=link Cheers |
Mr.Jingles 19.12.2007 12:33 |
I clicked on that link, but it doesn't work. Let me fix that for you: link |
Raf 19.12.2007 12:37 |
Oh. Someone got a .jpg girlfriend. |
Erin 19.12.2007 12:37 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: linkLOL!! |
Freya is quietly judging you. 19.12.2007 12:41 |
Does she actually know she's going out with you? |
Raf 19.12.2007 12:45 |
?Freya? wrote: Does she actually know she's going out with you?I don't think Google Images told her. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 19.12.2007 13:31 |
Are you two having sex already? XD |
Ms. Rebel 19.12.2007 14:18 |
Nice!! Have you tried with her any of these? link I'm aries :9 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
Haystacks Calhoun II 19.12.2007 14:24 |
I like chocolate milk. |
DavidRFuller 19.12.2007 14:46 |
I never cared for chocolate milk. I'm more of a juice guy. |
Haystacks Calhoun II 19.12.2007 14:48 |
I like cereal. |
Ms. Rebel 19.12.2007 14:49 |
I like ice tea, but red wine is best. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 19.12.2007 14:50 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: Nice!! Have you tried with here any of these? link I'm aries :9 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDOh, man. I like what I see..... Haha. XD |
Poo, again 19.12.2007 15:56 |
Yay. |
BradJarre 19.12.2007 16:00 |
We did saw each other 2 or 3 times but she broke up about an hour ago on msn because a friend of her said:"you have to search someone else that is closer to your hometown |
BradJarre 19.12.2007 16:00 |
We did saw each other 2 or 3 times but she broke up about an hour ago on msn because a friend of her said:"you have to search someone else that is closer to your hometown |
Ms. Rebel 19.12.2007 16:03 |
innuendo1990 wrote: We did saw each other 2 or 3 times but she broke up about an hour ago on msn because a friend of her said:"you have to search someone else that is closer to your hometownYeah, yeah....lets see some action!!! Woooooooooo!! Wooooooooooooooo!! link *EDIT Wahahahahahahaha!!! That's the stupidest thing that I've ever heard. She broked up because her friend told her so??? On msn?? Ahahahaha... where is this world going to? People are breaking up on msn....That's soooo lame. If this story is true though.lol |
its_a_hard_life 26994 19.12.2007 16:31 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:Him wanking alone?innuendo1990 wrote: We did saw each other 2 or 3 times but she broke up about an hour ago on msn because a friend of her said:"you have to search someone else that is closer to your hometownYeah, yeah....lets see some action!!! Woooooooooo!! Wooooooooooooooo!! link :O |
Ms. Rebel 19.12.2007 16:34 |
^No.lol I meant on action...to see some action...wooooo!! Freddie was just like decoration ^_^ ....still haven't seen action though |
sparrow 21754 19.12.2007 16:53 |
ACTION THIS DAY... duh da duh, dada dodo dah duh duh...XD |
Mr.Jingles 19.12.2007 16:53 |
innuendo1990 wrote: We did saw each other 2 or 3 times but she broke up about an hour ago on msn because a friend of her said:"you have to search someone else that is closer to your hometownI don't think that was her friend. That was her boss saying that you have to give them your credit card number. |
BradJarre 19.12.2007 17:03 |
IT is true. |
QueenMercury46 19.12.2007 17:08 |
Have you actually seen her in person? |
Haystacks Calhoun II 19.12.2007 17:50 |
I like potatoes. |
Erin 20.12.2007 00:11 |
Haystacks Calhounski wrote: I like potatoes.I like them french fried potaters...mmmmhmmmm... |
Poo, again 20.12.2007 09:48 |
Thanks for bringing that up. I'm so fucking hungry now. |
john bodega 20.12.2007 11:46 |
I was going to make fun of innuendo1990 here, but fuck it.... it's not that outlandish an idea. Women really *are* that fucking crazy, I'm sure of it. Those bleached looking, mouth-breather morons that go up and down my street every night breaking fences and doing burnouts in their dads cars.... THOSE guys have girlfriends. I tell the odd funny joke, play guitar all day, show *genuine* interest when a girl starts talking about her family (because I'm used to sorting out family problems, see) and I'm here at 2 in the fucking morning yapping on an internet forum. Yep. If you ask me, I'm surprised it's taken this long for the stars to align and for our friend innuendo1990 to get his end wet. |
Raf 20.12.2007 11:52 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I was going to make fun of innuendo1990 here, but fuck it.... it's not that outlandish an idea. Women really *are* that fucking crazy, I'm sure of it. Those bleached looking, mouth-breather morons that go up and down my street every night breaking fences and doing burnouts in their dads cars.... THOSE guys have girlfriends. I tell the odd funny joke, play guitar all day, show *genuine* interest when a girl starts talking about her family (because I'm used to sorting out family problems, see) and I'm here at 2 in the fucking morning yapping on an internet forum. Yep. If you ask me, I'm surprised it's taken this long for the stars to align and for our friend innuendo1990 to get his end wet.That's how I feel about women here in Brazil. I pretty much became a favorite "best gay friend" among the girls I know - even though I'm not gay. :-P And some people still wonder why I ended up finding a good match on the other side of the ocean... :-P |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 20.12.2007 12:26 |
did anyone notice that nobody was buying his girlfriend story so he simply made her an ex, and probably he wont wanna talk about her anymore |
Micrówave 20.12.2007 12:35 |
Sorry, Innuendo, that was me fooling around on MSN. But, can we still be friends? |
Raf 20.12.2007 13:53 |
Micrówave wrote: Sorry, Innuendo, that was me fooling around on MSN. But, can we still be friends?ROFL!!! If that's true, then OWNED! xD |
cakebox. 20.12.2007 16:27 |
For Pete's sake, Bredlie. You are one of the most sad persons to have ever assaulted the internet. |
Raststätte-Knödel 20.12.2007 16:32 |
why do you people always have to be so unkind? Jeezz just respect everyone! |
Sweetie 20.12.2007 18:27 |
ok, two things: 1) I swear I've had more girlfriends than him... and I find girls very disturbingly not attractive... and 2) Didn't you leave and die in a pit or something?? I remember that being said somewhere anyways... |
john bodega 21.12.2007 11:06 |
Raststätte-Knödel wrote: why do you people always have to be so unkind? Jeezz just respect everyone!BULLSHIT. Respect must be earned. |
john bodega 21.12.2007 11:09 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: I pretty much became a favorite "best gay friend" among the girls I know - even though I'm not gay. :-PYeah what the FUCK is with that?? Honestly, going to dinner with a friend of mine so she can bitch about guys, it's just.. fucking infuriating. Doesn't she have female friends she can do that with? |
Raf 21.12.2007 11:52 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Maybe in order to release all the anger and frustration without having to show her female friends that she actually is a failure. She can tell you how much the man makes her suffer (so that she'll let it out of her chest), and then go and tell her friends how the guy wants her but she makes him suffer. ;-P<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: I pretty much became a favorite "best gay friend" among the girls I know - even though I'm not gay. :-PYeah what the FUCK is with that?? Honestly, going to dinner with a friend of mine so she can bitch about guys, it's just.. fucking infuriating. Doesn't she have female friends she can do that with? Well, why don't you check this out? link Just kidding. ;) ------------------- Now seriously, see the good side... At least when you find someone, it'll be real love. Most of the guys who are getting drunk and getting laid are just fucking random girls, one night stands, etc, etc. Maybe it's better than nothing, but you have more chances of finding the "real deal" than most of them. |
john bodega 21.12.2007 12:02 |
I'm sick of the "Real Deal" running off with guys that have jobs and cars!! >:( PS. That site was fucking hilarious. :) |
Mr.Jingles 21.12.2007 12:43 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: That's how I feel about women here in Brazil. I pretty much became a favorite "best gay friend" among the girls I know - even though I'm not gay. :-PYeeeaah right, Raf we know you're not gay. We know damn well that you watch 70s Queen bootlegs for the performance and not because you love checking out Freddie's bulge in a leotard. |
Raf 21.12.2007 17:31 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:Nah, the bulge is just a nice bonus. ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: That's how I feel about women here in Brazil. I pretty much became a favorite "best gay friend" among the girls I know - even though I'm not gay. :-PYeeeaah right, Raf we know you're not gay. We know damn well that you watch 70s Queen bootlegs for the performance and not because you love checking out Freddie's bulge in a leotard. |