| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.12.2007 12:23 |
as some of you are aware im getting an early christmas present this year,our favourite historian Maggie[historygirl] is on her way from the US to spend 11 days with QZ's very own "old relic" and "bah humbug" Joxer this weekend. now,much to Maggie's chagrain,the locals and my friends are treating this event as if the Queen herself is visiting me and as much as ive tried to prepare her for the "flags and parades" in her honour she is in for a few surprises at how much people here are waiting for her arrival.theres also a very strong possibility that it will end up on Bob Macreadie's breakfast radio show on pirateFM next wednesday after he attends our annual "phoebe's fishing fan clubs xmas cake cutting" in Breage,but that is just one of the treats that await her... the french maids have managed to get "joxer towers penthouse suite" all ready and the goosefat is in the fridge all prepared for her imminent arrival. there will be photo's of her journey into the madness that is my social life and be prepared to see the occasional picture of a mohawked old fart proping up the bar or asleep on the sofa with a christmas cracker hat on his head and a stale mince pie in his lap so keep coming back here for the "christmas that the 80's forgot" im off now to catch a goose for the christmas dinner,wish me luck as those damn things are vicious and used to the sound of a zipper..! *goes in search of his Barry White collection* Joxer |
| AspiringPhilosophe 13.12.2007 12:35 |
Now now now...I'm not leaving until Saturday morning, you know that :-P I'm glad to see you took the goosefat off the stove or I was liable to get burned and I'll be very unhappy if I spend all my time in the UK recovering from major burns. My first plan when I step off the train in Penzance is to slap you for not keeping to my wishes of being unobtrusive. Obviously I should have explained to you exactly what that word means. Pictures of the insanity will be available on my Photobucket account...so stay tuned!!! And now I have to pack.....;-) |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 13.12.2007 12:43 |
Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!! :P |
| Ms. Rebel 13.12.2007 12:44 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!! :POpa! Opa! We are waiting :9 |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.12.2007 12:49 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Show us the sex tape you guys will make!!!!!! :Pi'll put it on limewire ;-] thanks for reminding me... *puts on coat and goes to shop and stacks up on ever ready batteries* |
| blerp 13.12.2007 13:58 |
Man, I don't think I'd travel to get some ass. It's all here for me where I am. *Bites lip* |
| Ms. Rebel 13.12.2007 14:05 |
Ravie wrote: Man, I don't think I'd travel to get some ass. It's all here for me where I am. *Bites lip*XD |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.12.2007 15:24 |
HistoryGirl wrote: Now now now...I'm not leaving until Saturday morning, you know that :-P I'm glad to see you took the goosefat off the stove or I was liable to get burned and I'll be very unhappy if I spend all my time in the UK recovering from major burns. My first plan when I step off the train in Penzance is to slap you for not keeping to my wishes of being unobtrusive. Obviously I should have explained to you exactly what that word means. Pictures of the insanity will be available on my Photobucket account...so stay tuned!!! And now I have to pack.....;-)ah,"Major Burns" i know him well,drinks in Penzance,keeps reminiscing of his time in India with the Maharaja whilst wiping his beer froth off his handlebar moustache and doing the fandango with the buxom barmaids.A quiet retiring type,still waiting for his big break with the Royal Shakespeare Company and King Lear. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.12.2007 18:08 |
Mr. Nice Guy wrote: I'm very happy for you Jox. Envious ofcourse, but happy you dirty bugger! I imagine you have been exercising to get in shape for your visitor. So you will be in tip top condition for her. Barry White singing ... DARLING I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE BABY ...i used to have the body of a God,just a shame it was Buddha,however chasing geese and swans around the harbour for their fatty goodness has turned me into a lean mean pink mohawked Adonis.it would of been LAMB this christmas but those sheep are smarter than they look and have got aware of the sound of a zipper being pulled down,thankfully they arent to bright when it comes to kilts! |
| AspiringPhilosophe 13.12.2007 18:49 |
I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-) Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!! Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me though |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.12.2007 19:01 |
HistoryGirl wrote: I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-) Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!! Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me thoughcool, as i intend to take you up the dirt alley while you are here. |
| AspiringPhilosophe 13.12.2007 19:13 |
JoxerTheMohammedPirate wrote:But I JUST bought NEW JEANS!!!!!! **pouts**HistoryGirl wrote: I just spent all afternoon shopping for things to take with me! I love shopping!!! :-) Now to pack it all....I hope I have enough room in my suitcase!! Oh, BTW...you'll be happy Jox. I got some "sensible" black shoes to bring....heels are still coming with me thoughcool, as i intend to take you up the dirt alley while you are here. They'll get all dirty ;-) |
| The Fairy King 14.12.2007 05:47 |
I want videos (HD quality) Thank you please!!! ^^ |
| ***Marial-B*** 14.12.2007 09:00 |
I'm on the list also *evil laughs* |
| Lisser 14.12.2007 09:22 |
You two have a GREAT time and please be careful!!! Joxer don't hurt my girl either!! I'm glad to hear that she is going to be given the royal treatment bc she works so hard and deserves nothing less :) Post the link to your photobucket when you get time Maggie. Have a fabulous time and a very safe flight!! Miss you!!! |
| Lisser 14.12.2007 09:22 |
Shit did I double post? |
| The Fairy King 14.12.2007 09:48 |
Lisser wrote: Shit did I double post?No, but you posted double shit... |
| Ms. Rebel 14.12.2007 10:04 |
he's playing with his joystick |
| The Fairy King 14.12.2007 10:31 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: he's playing with his joystickSubtle. |
| sparrow 21754 14.12.2007 11:17 |
have a safe trip, maggie! and jox....be nice -_- dont overdose the goosefat! XD |
| AspiringPhilosophe 14.12.2007 12:03 |
Awww!! You guys all rock! I promise I will post the link to the photobucket account album when there is stuff in it...right now it won't let me share the link because there is nothing in it. Because I'm not there yet. LOL I fly out tomorrow morning...at the ASS CRACK of dawn. And with the weather for Chicago looking like it could get nasty again, at this point I'm just hoping I won't get stranded there on my layover before I leave for London. I'm all packed and ready to go...I've just got to throw some stuff on my carry-on bag. So this will be the last you all hear from me until I land and Heathrow...I've got final exams to grade and final grades to calculate before an end of the year gathering with my friends (which I have to leave early from *pouts*). I'm sure that Jox will keep you all informed of my travel progress. Au revoir!! The next time you hear from me, I'll be in LONDON!!!!!!!!!! |
| magicalfreddiemercury 14.12.2007 12:09 |
Oh!!! I'm late to this party! HistoryGirl, have a save and wonderful trip!! Joxer... behave. <cough> |
| Ms. Rebel 14.12.2007 12:17 |
Have a good one. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 14.12.2007 12:26 |
HistoryGirl wrote: The next time you hear from me, I'll be in LONDON!!!!!!!!!!Is this your first time coming down here? |
| Carol! the Musical 14.12.2007 12:57 |
Aww, I really hope you guys have a great time together! Sounds like you will, too. :D |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.12.2007 13:38 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:yes it isHistoryGirl wrote: The next time you hear from me, I'll be in LONDON!!!!!!!!!!Is this your first time coming down here? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.12.2007 13:48 |
dont worry Lisser,Maggie is in safe hands, honest :-] theres a warm and friendly Cornish welcome awaiting Maggie once she gets here ;-] *keeping fingers crossed that the weather holds up and the trains behave themselves down to Penzance* and Sparrow,ive gone all "new age" and the goosefat is now "free range" from the new local deli. im sure we can post jpegs here instead of photobuckets [whatever that is] if we can work out how to do it,so in 48 hours the waiting will be over... must have a shave and wax the legs before the arrival,shame i wont get time to get the hair done before sunday though.. |
| Lisser 14.12.2007 18:31 |
<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:Meany weeny.Lisser wrote: Shit did I double post?No, but you posted double shit... |
| Sergei. 14.12.2007 19:09 |
You said my sucky shitty picture comes in to play at some point, yes? XD |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.12.2007 19:46 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: You said my sucky shitty picture comes in to play at some point, yes? XDyes,watch this space for that,i cant do exactly what i had planned as i got laid off from work on monday as the shop went bankrupt so funds are gonna be tight but i shall do what i had planned in the first place,so yes keep your eyes peeled for your late birthday early xmas present lol |
| Erin 14.12.2007 21:39 |
Y'all have fun! :-) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.12.2007 11:30 |
this flightchecker webternet thingy is actually quite interesting once i put the correct flight number in *mumbles about the no need for 00's*, |
| AspiringPhilosophe 15.12.2007 15:21 |
Joxer!! check your e-mail....my flight was cancelled!! Damn Heathrow has a curfew. I'm re-booked on another flight...hopefully the weather holds and I'll get there without it screwing up my train ticket!! GRRR!!! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.12.2007 16:56 |
HistoryGirl wrote: Joxer!! check your e-mail....my flight was cancelled!! Damn Heathrow has a curfew. I'm re-booked on another flight...hopefully the weather holds and I'll get there without it screwing up my train ticket!! GRRR!!!got it! the train that you were gonna get leaves Paddington at 10.57am so in theory you should still be ok but there is an earlier one at 8.57 but Cornwall and I will still be here anyway,just have a safe journey,you will have to change trains at Totnes and get on a bus to Plymouth but it wont put any time on your journey,in fact you may even get here earlier now due to your delay as you wont have to stay at heathrow now |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.12.2007 04:49 |
the Eagle has landed and is now westward bound! |
| Lisser 16.12.2007 14:26 |
Yeeeeeee haw!! Where is she right now? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.12.2007 14:52 |
I've only been in Penzance for an hour, and the first place he took me was a PUB!!!!!!!! Bloody Cornishmen.... -Maggie she's only been here an hour and shes already got me cooking her a bloody meal!!!!! -Joxer |
| Janet 16.12.2007 15:21 |
JoxerTheMohammedPirate wrote: I've only been in Penzance for an hour, and the first place he took me was a PUB!!!!!!!! Bloody Cornishmen.... -Maggie she's only been here an hour and shes already got me cooking her a bloody meal!!!!! -JoxerA girl has to eat! ;-) |
| ***Marial-B*** 16.12.2007 16:20 |
The guests do that... Now I have to start cooking for real, specially for January xD |
| Raf 16.12.2007 19:39 |
JoxerTheMohammedPirate wrote: I've only been in Penzance for an hour, and the first place he took me was a PUB!!!!!!!! Bloody Cornishmen.... -Maggie she's only been here an hour and shes already got me cooking her a bloody meal!!!!! -JoxerJon, I'm sorry, but... You got owned. :P ;) |
| Lisser 16.12.2007 20:23 |
So are you guys making fun of each other's accents yet? |
| Lady Nyx 16.12.2007 22:29 |
XD is everyone having fun? |
| deleted user 17.12.2007 10:13 |
More Pub's and bloody meals? |
| Erin 17.12.2007 14:52 |
Lisser wrote: So are you guys making fun of each other's accents yet?I still make fun of Pieter's. |
| Lisser 17.12.2007 22:05 |
Mr. Nice Guy wrote: Thankfully by some miracle Maggie was able to travel through the severe weather that effected much of the country and reached our Grandmaster Pimp. Let Queenzones version of the Diana and Charles nuptuals go forth.Here here! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.12.2007 11:39 |
Lisser wrote:well,we are off to the Queen's in Breage tonight for the xmas cake cutting,i kept her out all night last night at the Sandbar,sorry Lisser,kill me later lolMr. Nice Guy wrote: Thankfully by some miracle Maggie was able to travel through the severe weather that effected much of the country and reached our Grandmaster Pimp. Let Queenzones version of the Diana and Charles nuptuals go forth.Here here! Claire,the Duchess of Porthleven,is joining us this evening for more nuptuals and beer tasteing *hic* cookies-its all done,we will post the evidence as soon as we can heheehee! other than that,everything is cool,catch you soon Jox and Maggie |
| Lisser 18.12.2007 17:04 |
I want proof of life!!! Proof that Maggie is still alive!!!!!! :) I'm so glad you all are having a blast!! Continue on. :) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.12.2007 20:33 |
Hey all!!! Lisser, you will get proof of life soon! We have pictures, but the problem is I can only download them to my laptop, and the batteries are almost dead on it. My transformer/adapter to the laptop charger plug blew out the other day when I was trying to blow dry my hair, so until I get a new transformer/adapter I cannot use my laptop. I promise I'm still alive and I'm having a blast!! It sounds like we are going to be mentioned on the radio tomorrow morning as well here! -Maggie :-) |
| Lisser 18.12.2007 21:35 |
Yea!!! You're alive!! ;) I'm sorry about the blow dryer adapter thing though, that would be disasterous for me. :) Sounds like you guys are having a ton of fun and I'm totally jealous!!! Have one or two or three for me!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you!!! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.12.2007 19:14 |
We went to Penzance today, on the bus, with the NARROWEST roads I've seen in my life. Plus, I had my first experience on a round-about....sheesh!!! I will NEVER drive in the UK EVER! But the good news is I got my transformer, so I can plug my laptop in now and get the pics up, so stay tuned!! I got another discount at the Sandbar tonight...but Jox isn't bitter -Maggie so,today i showed Maggie the Admiral Benbow pub made famous in the book Treasure Island and we had a stroll along the promenade and had a look at the xmas lights in Newlyn,plus we watched the wine tasting at the Sandbar but we didnt join in as it was very "frasier and niles" and thats not us we decided,so we had beer with the commoners instead,Maggie got another "locals discount" from the same barman as monday,me suspect he has a crush on her as he dont give me 5% discount when i order 2 beers! but bitter and twisted and disgruntled i am not *sulk*-jox but...IVE CONVERTED THE HEATHEN TO HAVING MILK WITH HER CUP OF TEA!! ps im also converting Maggie into my pirate ways hehehe... |
| Erin 20.12.2007 00:18 |
JoxerTheHughHeffnerPirate wrote: We went to Penzance today, on the bus, with the NARROWEST roads I've seen in my life. Plus, I had my first experience on a round-about....sheesh!!! I will NEVER drive in the UK EVER!If I tried to drive over there, I'd end up stuck in a round-about going in a circle for hours like on "European Vacation." |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 20.12.2007 07:20 |
we're going to Helston today via a walk along the coastal path so we will probably end up in the Blue Anchor for a pint of the world famous Spingo Ale *see the pub link again* the adaptor seems to be working so hopefully pix soon.. ps my friend Claire [who some of you chatted with the other night] summed up our village nicely the other day to Maggie "its a drinking village with a fishing problem" Jox |
| Lisser 20.12.2007 09:39 |
LOL I love it!!!! I think we should have the first annual QZ convention there!!! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.12.2007 08:00 |
Lisser wrote: LOL I love it!!!! I think we should have the first annual QZ convention there!!!well,there's enough pubs here to keep us all occupied ;-] we're off to Penzance today,even more pubs there *hic* |
| Sergei. 21.12.2007 15:42 |
What about the GIIIIIIIFT, Jox? I've a horrible patience as you well know! I wanted you to tell me what it was on my birthday!:P |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.12.2007 16:53 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: What about the GIIIIIIIFT, Jox? I've a horrible patience as you well know! I wanted you to tell me what it was on my birthday!:Pwellllll.... due to the fact that Maggies laptop is not compatible with UK dial-up connections she is having to wait until she has the right gear to transfer to the internet,the pic[s] are on her laptop but we just cant get any further than that at the moment,hopefully soon though,so you will have to wait a little longer for "joxer,the porthleven teddy-bear pix" ;-] |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.12.2007 05:51 |
link hopefully the link will work for a picture of the pair of us on Tuesday night at the Queen's Arms in Breage for Phoebe's Fan Club's xmas cake,lol |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.12.2007 13:33 |
Hey all! It's Maggie!! I would like to announce that Joxer is a big liar. Remember when he was all 'Bah Humbug' and Mr. Scrooge personified about Christmas? You should see him now... we went to Penzance today and he went absolutely Christmas crazy!! Humming 'Winter Wonderland' the whole trip to and from Penzance on the bus, buying food and everything for Christmas dinner, including a couple of different kinds of desserts and a turkey and a couple of shrimp rings. Plus a santa hat with elve's ears that says 'Santas Little Elf' (looks downright silly on a man who is 6'7) and a Christmas lights thing for the flat. He's gone OVERBOARD!!!!! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 24.12.2007 13:33 |
bloody turkey is in kg and not in good old english imperial lb's so now im trying to work out the conversion and the goosefat is primed and ready ;-] Maggie cant understand our facsination with "the great escape" and "wizard of oz" here in the UK at xmas lol |