30may91:
finaly the shooting for days of our lives is over.
it was a hell of a job.
i had to rest after every short take and i completed it after 2 or 3 hours.
it was a long and exhausting day.
yours truly FREDDIE MERCURY
about a month ago there was a topic that fatty opened called diary,s of freddie mercury.
and i was thinking well im gonna open part 2 because nobody reacted on part 1
innuendo1990 wrote: 30may91:
finaly the shooting for days of our lives is over.
it was a hell of a job.
i had to rest after every short take and i completed it after 2 or 3 hours.
it was a long and exhausting day.
yours truly FREDDIE MERCURY
If you weren't inhuman, I would shit on your chest. But I'm afraid you might rape my soul with your super retarded mental abilities.
No offense, kid.
innuendo1990 wrote: about a month ago there was a topic that fatty opened called diary,s of freddie mercury.
and i was thinking well im gonna open part 2 because nobody reacted on part 1
A month? He started it 3 YEARS ago. link
And it was a lot funnier than your efforts.
19-Sept-07
Came out of my astral existence to read this thread.
Should have stayed in bed.
Funny as a loaf of bread.
Now Fatty's probably dead.
Yours sincerely, Fred.
Good lord, someone tell fatty that he has been dethroned! This diary was a riot!!!
How did I know that when I saw this subject title and the author that it was going to have something to do with Freddie's final days? And how did I also know it wasn't going to be funny in the slightest?
Lester Burnham wrote: Good lord, someone tell fatty that he has been dethroned! This diary was a riot!!!
How did I know that when I saw this subject title and the author that it was going to have something to do with Freddie's final days? And how did I also know it wasn't going to be funny in the slightest?
Well, I thought it was a truly fascinating glimpse into the last days of a dying man. Very insightful, I now feel a step closer in getting to know the real Freddie Mercury. Bradley, you're a genius, when's the next part?
Micrówave wrote: 19-Sept-07
Came out of my astral existence to read this thread.
Should have stayed in bed.
Funny as a loaf of bread.
Now Fatty's probably dead.
Yours sincerely, Fred.
Micrówave wrote: 19-Sept-07
Came out of my astral existence to read this thread.
Should have stayed in bed.
Funny as a loaf of bread.
Now Fatty's probably dead.
Yours sincerely, Fred.
LMAO - it's threads like this that remind me why I stay away from this site for months and sometimes years at a time. I didn't create the post, but I feel like I need a shot of antivenin just having read it.
In all seriousness though, yeah, what fatty wrote was pure comic genius. This is...not.
I liked this particular gem from fatty's original post:
innuendo1990 wrote: 9NOVEMBER1991:
i had worked on my latest song mother love.
i hope they will release it.
ididnt had the strength any more to sing the whoole song,man that aids was realy killing me now.
if i belive the doctors i could live for 2more weeks.
but i think its over within 1 week.
all i know is that the press is stalking me.
i hope none of the photo,s of me in the studio leak.
Hilaaaaaaaaaarious! The absolute pinnacle of comedy! Hooboy, I am just wiping the tears away. My sides are aching so much!!! Oh man... hehe. Please do some more, OP. These are all comedy gold.
Erin wrote: Is this guy for real? :-S
I'm on pins and needles waiting for Rob and Fab's diaries. How bout you, Lester?
1APRIL1998
thhe pain iso to much.
im am asham
lifes not werth livving ananymore
he;lp
-rob
p.s. telll fabnot to name teh new albumm "bak and in attack" its horrilbe
Erin wrote: Is this guy for real? :-S
I'm on pins and needles waiting for Rob and Fab's diaries. How bout you, Lester?
1APRIL1998
thhe pain iso to much.
im am asham
lifes not werth livving ananymore
he;lp
-rob
p.s. telll fabnot to name teh new albumm "bak and in attack" its horrilbe
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:
I will help you out, no worries *cocks shotgun*. It'll all be fine in a moment.
LOL.Ahh well, while it's here, we may as well make somthing decent from it...
xxxxxx 1978
(can't make out date properly)
Ahh, even with the weight he's put on he still looks damn fine...Especially in those leather pants.
My very own fat assed queen.
And with the way the dancing red firelight glinted off his skin...
Well, I guess I ought to get moving. These songs for Jazz aren't going to write themselves. Then again...
F.M.
Note to self: Must remember to thank (Name too faded to read)
Micrówave wrote: 19-Sept-07
Came out of my astral existence to read this thread.
Should have stayed in bed.
Funny as a loaf of bread.
Now Fatty's probably dead.
Yours sincerely, Fred.