| Raf 31.08.2007 04:58 |
Judas is the traitor. Jesus is caught and killed. Judas kills himself afterwards. I warned you about the spoilers. :P |
| The Fairy King 31.08.2007 05:13 |
You forgot the resurrection |
| iGSM 31.08.2007 05:58 |
The Bible jumped the shark when Jesus did the bread and fish thing. |
| Nathan 31.08.2007 06:13 |
And? |
| Mr Mercury 31.08.2007 06:15 |
Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest. |
| pittrek 31.08.2007 06:22 |
<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.What ? Really ? That little ... |
| Billy No Mates 31.08.2007 06:32 |
I like the bit where Mohammed becomes a prophet and proclaims the law of Alah......or was another book I read. Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.08.2007 07:37 |
you forgot to mention the first ever motorbike: "the sound of moses' triumph was heard throughout the land." or,his stretchy skin: "moses tied his ass to a tree 20 miles out and walked therein." |
| iGSM 31.08.2007 10:14 |
I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back. |
| Mr Mercury 31.08.2007 11:05 |
Billy No Mates wrote: Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit.What about the drugs stuff as well. When Moses went up that mountain, he came back with a huge tablet and made a profit. Or is that spelt prophet??? I can never remember..... |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 31.08.2007 11:25 |
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| Raf 31.08.2007 11:54 |
iGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.LOL |
| Mr.Jingles 31.08.2007 12:11 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:a.k.a. The ApocalypseiGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.LOL |
| Griffin 31.08.2007 17:32 |
lead on, oh kinky turtle |
| deleted user 31.08.2007 18:01 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:XD<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:a.k.a. The ApocalypseiGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.LOL I have to say my favourite part was when Mary the virgin slammed her head in the oven, and all of her sisters successfully offed themselves, but she survived. But it's okay, because then she stuffs herself with sleeping pills a few weeks later, because she realises she's prego. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 31.08.2007 18:27 |
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| JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.08.2007 18:58 |
<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote:i didnt realise nicole richie was the virgin mary? wow!Mr.Jingles wrote:XD I have to say my favourite part was when Mary the virgin slammed her head in the oven, and all of her sisters successfully offed themselves, but she survived. But it's okay, because then she stuffs herself with sleeping pills a few weeks later, because she realises she's prego.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:a.k.a. The ApocalypseiGSM wrote: I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.LOL |
| FriedChicken 31.08.2007 19:55 |
<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: You forgot the resurrectionAre you serious?!! Crap! I didn't get to that part yet.. but damn! What a lame ending.. Talk about anti-climax.. I know it's fiction but still... |
| iGSM 01.09.2007 01:37 |
Honestly the Bible would have been better if - a) More lasers. Imagine if, at the last dinner, one of the other disciples pulled out a laser and vaporised Judas. Checkmate. b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said. c) More comedic events. What about if as the Red Sea was being parted the situation was vigourously commentated on by two black comedian voiced sharks? Der. I'd love it. d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus. |
| eenaweena 01.09.2007 03:33 |
-.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 01.09.2007 03:43 |
iGSM wrote: Honestly the Bible would have been better if - b) Zombie Jesus. 'nuff said.That would be like 28 days later, but instead just 2 days later xD d) A movie where John Lennon was Jesus.Now this is nice :P xD |
| iGSM 01.09.2007 03:47 |
I love that movie. John is Jesus as Paul is God :D But John doesn't believe in God. Scree! |
| ***Marial-B*** 01.09.2007 04:32 |
Sure it's very wise... He said he just believed in Yoko and him xD. Lame he believes in Yoko, she is Mary Magdalene???? |
| iGSM 01.09.2007 05:40 |
*shudder* Yes! |
| ***Marial-B*** 01.09.2007 06:41 |
:O!!!!!!! Oh my my |
| Rick 01.09.2007 06:46 |
Jesus is mortal. Jesus had a wife. And even a child. Yes, I read the Da Vince Code. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 01.09.2007 07:09 |
chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 01.09.2007 07:12 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| deleted user 01.09.2007 18:46 |
Has anyone here heard the lead singer of Muse (Matthew Bellamy, I think) say that he admires the Virgin Mary? He apparently thinks that she must be a clever woman if she can trick everyone into thinking she's a knocked-up virgin. I don't know. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 01.09.2007 23:19 |
Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 03:34 |
<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote: Has anyone here heard the lead singer of Muse (Matthew Bellamy, I think) say that he admires the Virgin Mary? He apparently thinks that she must be a clever woman if she can trick everyone into thinking she's a knocked-up virgin. I don't know.Matt is a clever person :D |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 03:34 |
Post that didn't have to be out xD |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 03:35 |
And another post that didn't have to go out |
| Nathan 02.09.2007 04:10 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 04:50 |
Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| Vincent. 02.09.2007 16:55 |
I nearly fell asleep in church this morning. D: I think I'd actually become a Christian if everyone wasn't trying to shove it down my throat all at once. Everyone's telling me to get baptised, but I really need to take my time and see what it's all about before I make any major decisions. :B |
| Nathan 02.09.2007 17:06 |
Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 17:09 |
Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| Nathan 02.09.2007 17:12 |
Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| Sergei. 02.09.2007 18:18 |
I love the book of Leviticus because it's got to do with sodomy and bestiality. :D If I ever have kids I'll read it to them as a bedtime story. :) (I was kidding.) |
| Raf 02.09.2007 18:53 |
Cookies?Liar. xD |
| Sergei. 02.09.2007 19:00 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Goodness, Raf, don't you see I'm trying to clear my name?! ;P<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist </font>wrote: I love the book of Leviticus because it's got to do with sodomy and bestiality. :D If I ever have kids I'll read it to them as a bedtime story. :) <b><i>(I was kidding.)</b></i>Liar. xD |
| ***Marial-B*** 02.09.2007 19:46 |
Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 02.09.2007 21:29 |
Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| deleted user 02.09.2007 22:55 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I can't read any of this...<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color="green"><b> chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' <font color=red>HTML RULES.</font color> |
| ***Marial-B*** 03.09.2007 03:35 |
<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I can't read any of this... <font color=red>HTML RULES.</font color><font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color="green"><b> chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 03.09.2007 03:36 |
<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color="green"><b> chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| ***Marial-B*** 03.09.2007 03:36 |
Now you spoiled the color :P |
| Nathan 03.09.2007 04:36 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| Nathan 03.09.2007 04:37 |
Nathan to the rescue. |
| ***Marial-B*** 03.09.2007 05:15 |
Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:Marial-B wrote:Nathan wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:Marial-B wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:chickenlicious! wrote: -.-' |
| FriedChicken 03.09.2007 05:17 |
<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:You're not so clever if you actually think she started the story herself...<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote: Has anyone here heard the lead singer of Muse (Matthew Bellamy, I think) say that he admires the Virgin Mary? He apparently thinks that she must be a clever woman if she can trick everyone into thinking she's a knocked-up virgin. I don't know.Matt is a clever person :D |
| thomasquinn 32989 03.09.2007 07:02 |
You're not so clever yourself for pretending to know what happened. You don't. For all you know, she *could* have started the rumour herself; however, anthropology and history show us that most traditions grow from a series of unconnected events passed on in an oral history, and will eventually be interpreted as 'connected' in some way. In all likelihood, a girl had pre-marital sex, got preggers, and mum and dad thought of a cool story to get her married anyway. |
| Shudder To Think 03.09.2007 07:03 |
Or, thinking rather simple, God actually visited her. :-) |
| Sweetie 03.09.2007 07:05 |
<font color=#FF1452>Kaylee, Of Course. wrote: I nearly fell asleep in church this morning. D: I think I'd actually become a Christian if everyone wasn't trying to shove it down my throat all at once. Everyone's telling me to get baptised, but I really need to take my time and see what it's all about before I make any major decisions. :B-_- I had no choice with my baptism...I Had to wear a damn dress! two of my brothers had to wear the same one =P |
| iGSM 03.09.2007 08:25 |
Your brothers wore the same dress? That sounds difficult. I'd have a hat THANKS. |
| Mr Mercury 03.09.2007 09:00 |
Shock horror part 2 Jesus is walking amongst yet again. Here's the proof link link link link WOW!! Those Bible stories have came true!!! |
| ***Marial-B*** 03.09.2007 09:05 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:Still... If she started that, it doesn't mean he still clever :P<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote:You're not so clever if you actually think she started the story herself...<font color=gold>DoBS<h6>Mrs. Ed Norton. wrote: Has anyone here heard the lead singer of Muse (Matthew Bellamy, I think) say that he admires the Virgin Mary? He apparently thinks that she must be a clever woman if she can trick everyone into thinking she's a knocked-up virgin. I don't know.Matt is a clever person :D |
| thomasquinn 32989 03.09.2007 09:06 |
Shudder To Think wrote: Or, thinking rather simple, God actually visited her. :-)If you are : a) completely unfamiliar with the stylistic devices in use around the time the Gospels were put in writing b) willing to accept the paradoxal implications of taking the Bible literally c) gullible Then yes, it is a perfectly acceptable course of events. If, however, you are a sensible person, it is not. |
| deleted user 03.09.2007 10:54 |
joxerthepinkmohawkpirate wrote: "moses tied his ass to a tree 20 miles out and walked therein."L M A O XD |
| deleted user 03.09.2007 15:01 |
I thought we were talking about the Manic Street Preachers album. Admittedly I didn't know where 'spoilers' came into it :P |
| QueenMercury46 03.09.2007 15:34 |
<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Shock horror part 2 Jesus is walking amongst yet again. Here's the proof link link link link WOW!! Those Bible stories have came true!!!Jesus plays the guitar! :D |
| deleted user 03.09.2007 17:34 |
link Jesus played guitar, jamming good with God and Moses... |