dont try suicide 16.08.2007 00:29 |
okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records. |
Matias Merçeauroix 16.08.2007 01:06 |
gay rules |
pittrek 16.08.2007 01:49 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics.A guy in the company where I work is a pretty "wild" gay and we all go drinking with him because he's pretty funny. Does it make us "flaming homos" ? how else would you explain a band named queen?So you mean HRM Elisabeth II is gay ? arena rock? nope.Why not ? glam rock? maybe.Yeah, maybe. gay rock? now your talkin.Wtf is gay rock ? do i have a thing against gays? yes.So stop having sex with them, ass. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass.Hey, I have some news for you, Roger and Brian also have kids. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.Does it mean that if Brian + Roger went to some Fox show, put their hands on the Bible and said that they never had sex with another man, suddenly all americans would start to buy their records ? |
The Fairy King 16.08.2007 04:07 |
They were all Liberace-gay |
productions1 16.08.2007 05:39 |
You are completely mad some of you lot.I suggest therapy,or perhaps some pills...Goodnight... |
The Fairy King 16.08.2007 05:55 |
productions1 wrote: You are completely mad some of you lot.I suggest therapy,or perhaps some pills...Goodnight...I suggest suicide |
Darren1977 16.08.2007 05:58 |
Christ almighty, topics are getting fairly thin on the ground now!! |
Cygnus X-1 16.08.2007 07:25 |
dont try suicide wrote: i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get?Never heard of The Darkness???? |
deleted user 16.08.2007 08:23 |
John has six kids. Roger and Brian also have kids. (five and three respectively) |
thomasquinn 32989 16.08.2007 08:26 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.With issues like yours, maybe you should not take the advice in your name. |
Wiley 16.08.2007 10:28 |
Horsure Moment: GREAT nickname! Keep on kicking Atheist's butt. Saludos desde México, vi que eres de Argentina. |
Sergei. 16.08.2007 11:05 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.1.)Freddie wasn't bisexual. He was gay. I can't understand why some people are still in denial of that, and then again they're in denial of SOMEONE ELSE'S sexuality. And then again, Freddie is dead, so what's it even matter anymore?!?!?! Can't you just focus on the motherfucking music? 2.)Freddie once said the reason he gave the band its name was because "Queen" sounded "so regal", not because "I'm a flaming ass bandit and I want the world to know". 3.)Who the hell are you to decide what genre they are? 4.)Why have you got a thing against gays? What are they doing to you? Hanging out with a homosexual doesn't make you one as well. You're an idiot for thinking so. Maybe you should fuck more guys and less crack whores. 5.)I laughed at the part suggesting that playing slap bass makes you straight. That's just fucking stupid. And someone else said this, but Brian and Roger DO have kids. And how'd they get them? By fucking a woman, that's how. 6.)Queen should beef up their image to sell more records? Wake up!!! Queen aren't making anymore records! Idiot!! Look at you. You can't even spell Freddie right. You're pathetic. Just leave the board now. Quietly. |
Ms. Rebel 16.08.2007 11:27 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:Hahahahahahahaha..... You are so funny my dear. Well Some of the things that you said 'Cookies?' are true. But people we shouldn't argue. And what about that John is not gay our he is gay???? Because he has kids, he can still be one. But who the fuck cares anyway. This topic is ridicolous... I have nothing against gay people, people who do, they are gay our primitive. And yes, Freddie was gay, not bisexual. Brian said that Freddie had a couple of girls, but never with "heart"-only with Mary Austin. Sorry on my english->Croatia xDdont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.1.)Freddie wasn't bisexual. He was gay. I can't understand why some people are still in denial of that, and then again they're in denial of SOMEONE ELSE'S sexuality. And then again, Freddie is dead, so what's it even matter anymore?!?!?! Can't you just focus on the motherfucking music? 2.)Freddie once said the reason he gave the band its name was because "Queen" sounded "so regal", not because "I'm a flaming ass bandit and I want the world to know". 3.)Who the hell are you to decide what genre they are? 4.)Why have you got a thing against gays? What are they doing to you? Hanging out with a homosexual doesn't make you one as well. You're an idiot for thinking so. Maybe you should fuck more guys and less crack whores. 5.)I laughed at the part suggesting that playing slap bass makes you straight. That's just fucking stupid. And someone else said this, but Brian and Roger DO have kids. And how'd they get them? By fucking a woman, that's how. 6.)Queen should beef up their image to sell more records? Wake up!!! Queen aren't making anymore records! Idiot!! Look at you. You can't even spell Freddie right. You're pathetic. Just leave the board now. Quietly. |
Micrówave 16.08.2007 12:02 |
<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: They were all Liberace-gayLiberace was gay????? |
deleted user 16.08.2007 13:46 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.You're pretty much an idiot. Enjoy the music, stop festering over things that don't matter, and most impotantly, get your facts straight. |
Penetration_Guru 16.08.2007 13:47 |
"how gay was queen?" 25% |
dont try suicide 16.08.2007 13:51 |
you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining. you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps! you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with. just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons. just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch. why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself. |
Penetration_Guru 16.08.2007 15:19 |
Nurse! |
Micrówave 16.08.2007 16:18 |
dont try suicide wrote: you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining.How gay. dont try suicide wrote: why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.I've never seen a speed row boat. I bet your arms get really tired. |
deleted user 16.08.2007 16:25 |
dont try suicide wrote: why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.No man, didn't you hear - the theme is "Build Your Own Boat". |
Leaky Luke 16.08.2007 16:38 |
This place is getting better and better every day. Queen wasn't gay, Freddie was (partly) |
nevermore:) 33121 16.08.2007 16:50 |
Penetration_Guru wrote: "how gay was queen?" 25%I love it! |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 16.08.2007 16:55 |
*(azzadude)* ..GET DOWN MAKE LOVE! wrote:ah shut up, If Im gay for watching ellen then u r gay for listening to queendont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.First, look at the period in which they came out. Look at the other music. Look at the meaning behind the name. Do I think they were a gay band? Noop. Do I think it was just Fred who was gay? Yes. Do I really care about there self life? No. Does it change the music? No. Naming a Band Queen does not have to mean Gay. . Why should Queen beef up there image to impress hard nuckel heads?? |
Erin 16.08.2007 17:01 |
Adolfo wrote: ah shut up, If Im gay for watching ellen then u r gay for listening to queenI watch Ellen and listen to Queen. I must be UBER gay! :-D |
Vincent. 16.08.2007 17:15 |
^XD Me as well. Seriously man. Chill out. Gay or no, who gives a fuck? |
Dusta 16.08.2007 17:21 |
Damn, me too!! Gay as a freaking daffodil, evidently.
What relevance has the Gayness of Queen to...anything? I suppose it makes for an interesting film title.Erin wrote:Adolfo wrote: ah shut up, If Im gay for watching ellen then u r gay for listening to queenI watch Ellen and listen to Queen. I must be UBER gay! :-D |
goinback 16.08.2007 17:22 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.Queen fans do not understand sarcasm, so I think you're trying suicide! |
Dusta 16.08.2007 17:26 |
The sun ALWAYS shines where the sun don't shine.dont try suicide wrote: you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining. you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps! you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with. just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons. just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch. why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself. |
Poo, again 16.08.2007 17:32 |
Un-gay (aka "straight") I I I I I I I I I ------> QUEEN I I I Gay Of course, now I realized gay should be at the top, but too lazy to edit it. |
goinback 16.08.2007 18:30 |
I want a Queen Gay Rocks CD :) Except it would probably have "Delilah" on it.... |
deleted user 16.08.2007 19:32 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual... do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.Trolltrolltroll. And the answer really is 25%! |
Mr Faron Hyte 16.08.2007 19:38 |
For a gay band, they produced an awful lot of children. |
Joeker 16.08.2007 19:56 |
well here's the way i look it. your question was: "How gay was Queen?" Well to answer that, there are a lot of theories, some conspiracy, some possibly an anecdote from george carlins "Class Clown" comedy album. But whatever way you look at it, here are the details and calculations on what is a very puzzling and complicated subject. theory 1: Freddie Was Gay. The other 3 were straight. Now, that could mean 1/4, .25, 25%, 25 mini freddies out of 75 John's, Roger's, and Brian's. This would make 1/4 of Queen as you would say in simple terms, "Gay." Theory 2: Lets just say freddie didn't become sexually aroused one bit at all by anything until Queen I was released, or their first official concert....your choice im not going to debate that subject AGAIN. So you'd say between 1971 and 1986 touring, except in 1983 when Freddie was thought to be dead, leading to other theories and stories that someone took his place that looked like Freddie Mercury. So thats approx. 15 years of queen Touring. And Through 1976, he was more on the bisexual side per say. so thats a 50-50 chance of him getting a guy or girl (remember, transexuals and goats do not count for anything right now) so that would cut out to be 3 years of straightness provided he went back and forth between guy and girl action. 1977 he said "Fuck it," and went after some local live stock, becoming the champion of goating practice, inspiring "We are the champions." 1978-1986 approx 7 years of tours (see 1983 why it's not included) was the more gay years because Tom Selleck bit freddie mercury on the ass causing a mustache to grow. So 7 years gay. Around December of 1986 the effect and symptoms of Tom Sellecks bite wore off and the mustache fell off one evening into Freddie's evening kidney pie. But unfortunatly complications that arose 5 years later due to the bite caused freddie to pass away peacefully, A-sexual for 5 years. So, we can calculate it this way: 10 Years Gay 3 years straight. 1 Year supposedly dead (hell if i know what he was up to) 1 year of goat practice. 5 years A-sexual (or non interested you could say.) 20 years with Queen, and you could say that... 3 years straight = .15, 15%, of the time. 10 years gay = 10/20 = 1/2 = .50 = 50% = 1/2 the time w/ Queen Gay. Groucho Marx Theory: "Last night freddie mercury was in my pajamas. How Freddie Mercury got in my pajamas I'll never know!!" Chuck Norris Theory: Chuck Norris once had sex with Freddie Mercury, the last person remaining on his to have sex with list. Chuck was sooo awesome with Freddie that freddie could never be satisfied by another man and went back to being straight in the year 1970. Fatty's Theory: I snuck in one night and threw a bananna at Mr. Mercury's pet monkey, gagged the lead singer (which he seemed to enjoy) and made him tell me what he liked. He said he like'd Geo Metros. He didn't know that it was a future car. I don't know if that explains it enough, but i tried. |
magicalfreddiemercury 16.08.2007 20:20 |
Micrówave wrote:OMG! What a visual! Thanks,Micrówave, I laughed aloud on that one. :)dont try suicide wrote: why don't you row your own speed boat for a while...I've never seen a speed row boat. I bet your arms get really tired. |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 16.08.2007 20:34 |
*(azzadude)* ..GET DOWN MAKE LOVE! wrote:second to you?? u r nothing, and apparently u r the only one who didnt understand my point, so thats just proves u r stupid and thats it.Adolfo wrote:oohhh touchy touchy, looks like i have found a weak spot of yours, you gay ellen lover. But fuck nut, in calling me gay coz i listen to queen, you have also called every one else here gay as well, even your self... so..... nice try, close, but no cigar, your good kid, real good, but as long as im around you'l always be second best see.*(azzadude)* ..GET DOWN MAKE LOVE! wrote:ah shut up, If Im gay for watching ellen then u r gay for listening to queendont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.First, look at the period in which they came out. Look at the other music. Look at the meaning behind the name. Do I think they were a gay band? Noop. Do I think it was just Fred who was gay? Yes. Do I really care about there self life? No. Does it change the music? No. Naming a Band Queen does not have to mean Gay. . Why should Queen beef up there image to impress hard nuckel heads?? and congrats, u convinced me to stop wasting my time with a fucker looser who thinks is though because he can go online and call a fuckhead to whomever he wants, so from now on, Ill ignore the fuck tard that is assdude, and yeah, u can think u r number one, if that makes u feel good |
QueenMercury46 16.08.2007 21:34 |
This topic starter is a troll. I also have a slight feeling that he might not be serious because everything he is saying is so ridiculously stupid. |
Mercuryworks 16.08.2007 22:02 |
dont try suicide wrote: you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining. you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps! you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with. just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons. just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch. why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not angry or anything but seriously are you stupid. For one, what does his sexuality mean anyways? Is it that hard not to think of something other than Freddie Mercury's balls when you hear his music or him in butt sex position writing music. Which brings up the question. Are you gay or Christian? dont try suicide wrote: just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons.I am also really trying to make a mental picture of whatever your saying. I have dissected, drew, analyzed the obvious rantings of a lunatic. Are you saying we live in apartments with skinny wives throwing Christmas lights on the roof, which makes us not able to jump higher than kangaroos.......in an episode of the Jetsons. ?!. I mean that shit is more crazy than waking up with a squirrel dipping Big Macs in a bucket of cyanide and apple juice and feeding it to you with all the fixings with a pitchfork with pockets full of marjorine on the day of November 18, 1984 at 6:00 while listening to Air Supply Greatest Hits in a bondage suit...which is tamer than a Hugh Jackman in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life. "just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch." I thought we were a gay wimpy bunch.....? By the way I dont know what azzadude and inmydefence have going on I am pretty sure they like each other, not in a cute school setting sort of way but like a sweaty, angry, steamy butt sex session. |
Ms. Rebel 16.08.2007 22:11 |
dont try suicide wrote: you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining. you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps! you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with. just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons. just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch. why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.Oh my dear!!!! Look at me People! I'm fucking gay jerk!!! xD you shouldn't say this things in public, you know, sounds so shitty and primitive. If you are so full of anger to gay people, just let It go dear. It looks like It's inside you, and you don't want It to be. Just be free!!!!!!! xD And this makes me gay to, ha? Because I'm defending them? Fuck this! Why did you start this topic anyway??? It's so ridicolous....... Because all that we are saying can't reach to your brain. I don't really want to hurt your feelings or something like that, but you really have a problem when It comes to your sexuality, or you are really that primitive..... |
Dusta 16.08.2007 22:27 |
This was so touchingly profound that I find myself...aching for more.kingarthur wrote: well here's the way i look it. your question was: "How gay was Queen?" Well to answer that, there are a lot of theories, some conspiracy, some possibly an anecdote from george carlins "Class Clown" comedy album. But whatever way you look at it, here are the details and calculations on what is a very puzzling and complicated subject. theory 1: Freddie Was Gay. The other 3 were straight. Now, that could mean 1/4, .25, 25%, 25 mini freddies out of 75 John's, Roger's, and Brian's. This would make 1/4 of Queen as you would say in simple terms, "Gay." Theory 2: Lets just say freddie didn't become sexually aroused one bit at all by anything until Queen I was released, or their first official concert....your choice im not going to debate that subject AGAIN. So you'd say between 1971 and 1986 touring, except in 1983 when Freddie was thought to be dead, leading to other theories and stories that someone took his place that looked like Freddie Mercury. So thats approx. 15 years of queen Touring. And Through 1976, he was more on the bisexual side per say. so thats a 50-50 chance of him getting a guy or girl (remember, transexuals and goats do not count for anything right now) so that would cut out to be 3 years of straightness provided he went back and forth between guy and girl action. 1977 he said "Fuck it," and went after some local live stock, becoming the champion of goating practice, inspiring "We are the champions." 1978-1986 approx 7 years of tours (see 1983 why it's not included) was the more gay years because Tom Selleck bit freddie mercury on the ass causing a mustache to grow. So 7 years gay. Around December of 1986 the effect and symptoms of Tom Sellecks bite wore off and the mustache fell off one evening into Freddie's evening kidney pie. But unfortunatly complications that arose 5 years later due to the bite caused freddie to pass away peacefully, A-sexual for 5 years. So, we can calculate it this way: 10 Years Gay 3 years straight. 1 Year supposedly dead (hell if i know what he was up to) 1 year of goat practice. 5 years A-sexual (or non interested you could say.) 20 years with Queen, and you could say that... 3 years straight = .15, 15%, of the time. 10 years gay = 10/20 = 1/2 = .50 = 50% = 1/2 the time w/ Queen Gay. Groucho Marx Theory: "Last night freddie mercury was in my pajamas. How Freddie Mercury got in my pajamas I'll never know!!" Chuck Norris Theory: Chuck Norris once had sex with Freddie Mercury, the last person remaining on his to have sex with list. Chuck was sooo awesome with Freddie that freddie could never be satisfied by another man and went back to being straight in the year 1970. Fatty's Theory: I snuck in one night and threw a bananna at Mr. Mercury's pet monkey, gagged the lead singer (which he seemed to enjoy) and made him tell me what he liked. He said he like'd Geo Metros. He didn't know that it was a future car. I don't know if that explains it enough, but i tried. |
dont try suicide 17.08.2007 02:21 |
goingback, you nailed it right on the head. thank you for paying attention. you're cool. and mercuryworks, you made me laugh the hardest. thank you for having a great sence of humour(sic) |
lyricalassasin77 17.08.2007 08:42 |
dont try suicide wrote: you people are jerks. gay jerks. bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining. you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps! you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with. just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons. just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch. why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.Just to specify I'm on everybody else's side here on this subject cuz this dude is from Neptune or something but I must say this forementioned ramble of his is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read...LoL |
steven 35638 17.08.2007 08:58 |
I'll admit that this thread must be one of the most hilarious and entertaining threads on Queenzone, however, the starter of this thread is off his rocker. |
Sergei. 17.08.2007 09:36 |
dont try suicide wrote: goingback, you nailed it right on the head.I'm sure you're quite an expert at nailing it on the head. |
deleted user 19.08.2007 17:25 |
If you have such an issue with it, how come on your profile does it say that Freddie was your "favorite" band member?? |
deleted user 19.08.2007 17:26 |
Fuckin Hypocrite |
Miss Multiples aka colfarrell1 19.08.2007 17:39 |
<font color=black>Mercury's Black Queen wrote: If you have such an issue with it, how come on your profile does it say that Freddie was your "favorite" band member??I notticed that too |
Ms. Rebel 19.08.2007 19:07 |
People, this is what I'm talking about. This guy is gay and has a problem with it, don't know why, but I'm sure he has it |
dont try suicide 19.08.2007 19:57 |
you have the problem pal. you gay homosexual lesbian queer man. i will hit you in the neck with a wood spoon covered in syrup so when the syrup gets on you, the ants will start crawling all over you and then yellow jackets will come and fly around and eat the syrup and then the bee's will make honey at home with their friends and family. i hate you, you stupid jerkface mommas boy. you whould leave earth in a rocketship full of herbs and spices so when you crash land on pluto, you'll have something to eat. you retard! get out of my life!!!!!! |
LozlanTheMage 19.08.2007 20:44 |
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LozlanTheMage 19.08.2007 20:44 |
I'm pretty sure that was meant to be a poem. Example: you have the problem pal. you gay homosexual lesbian queer man. i will hit you in the neck with a wood spoon covered in syrup so when the syrup gets on you, the ants will start crawling all over you and then yellow jackets will come and fly around and eat the syrup and then the bee's will make honey at home with their friends and family. i hate you, you stupid jerkface mommas boy. you whould leave earth in a rocketship full of herbs and spices so when you crash land on pluto, you'll have something to eat. you retard! get out of my life!!!!!! Bravo! |
QueenMercury46 19.08.2007 20:48 |
dont try suicide wrote: you have the problem pal. you gay homosexual lesbian queer man. i will hit you in the neck with a wood spoon covered in syrup so when the syrup gets on you, the ants will start crawling all over you and then yellow jackets will come and fly around and eat the syrup and then the bee's will make honey at home with their friends and family. i hate you, you stupid jerkface mommas boy. you whould leave earth in a rocketship full of herbs and spices so when you crash land on pluto, you'll have something to eat. you retard! get out of my life!!!!!!Is that all you could think of? haha |
Ms. Rebel 20.08.2007 07:52 |
xD how rude.... but at the sam time soooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha.... |
Ms. Rebel 20.08.2007 07:56 |
dont try suicide wrote: you have the problem pal. you gay homosexual lesbian queer man. i will hit you in the neck with a wood spoon covered in syrup so when the syrup gets on you, the ants will start crawling all over you and then yellow jackets will come and fly around and eat the syrup and then the bee's will make honey at home with their friends and family. i hate you, you stupid jerkface mommas boy. you whould leave earth in a rocketship full of herbs and spices so when you crash land on pluto, you'll have something to eat. you retard! get out of my life!!!!!!This guy makes my laugh xD cool off dude, It's not good for your health. |
Ms. Rebel 20.08.2007 07:59 |
lol |
deleted user 20.08.2007 09:38 |
Dude, if you think everyone else here has a problem... you shouldn't be a part of this site. |
cakebox. 20.08.2007 10:09 |
Did John really play slap bass? I can't remember any typical slap bass parts at the moment... |
Sergei. 20.08.2007 10:14 |
cakebox. wrote: Did John really play slap bass? I can't remember any typical slap bass parts at the moment...That's 'cause when he jacks off he's listening to Queen but he's thinking of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :D (Not that that makes any sense. xD) |
cakebox. 20.08.2007 10:36 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:... no it didn't make any sense.. xDcakebox. wrote: Did John really play slap bass? I can't remember any typical slap bass parts at the moment...That's 'cause when he jacks off he's listening to Queen but he's thinking of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :D (Not that that makes any sense. xD) |
Sergei. 20.08.2007 11:08 |
cakebox. wrote:xD What I meant was... I don't really know what I was on about, except that Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers does a lot of slap bass in their music. I forget what point I was trying to make.. XD<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:... no it didn't make any sense.. xDcakebox. wrote: Did John really play slap bass? I can't remember any typical slap bass parts at the moment...That's 'cause when he jacks off he's listening to Queen but he's thinking of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :D (Not that that makes any sense. xD) Gah. My head's in a jumble. |
thomasquinn 32989 20.08.2007 15:34 |
*adds "dont try suicide" to shitlist, with a double underline and a bloody illustration* |
AmeriQueen 20.08.2007 15:59 |
dont try suicide wrote: okay, we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band? they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen? arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe. gay rock? now your talkin. do i have a thing against gays? yes. the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids. and he played slap bass. don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get? i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records. like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.I think the theory here is that they can be themselves with their image, gay or not and it not affect their sales. The assumption here is that anyone who holds your opinion as stated would almost certainly be far too stupid to be capable of holding a job which pays enough for the luxury of owning music. Grow up, or cease to exist. Either way is fine. There is nothing I can think of more nasty than male gayness but I certainly am not going to let that interfere with my enjoyment of a gay man's music, art or creation. Only complete idiots, hate mongers and/or hopelessly f'ed in the head misfits would post what you wrote. Thou protest too much. Dumbass! |
goinback 20.08.2007 17:27 |
OK after 15 years of enjoying this in Queen forums, I have to finally ask the question: Are Queen fans generally clueless? The first post was obviously a joke - aka "satire"! - yet Queen fans don't understand basic literary concepts such as that. If it had happened in a Pink Floyd forum, then everyone would have spotted that immediately. This reminds me of the Amazon.com reviewer who would give Queen and Pink Floyd albums terrible reviews, saying they don't hold up to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits or something ridiculous. The Pink Floyd fans thought it was hilarious, the Queen fans thought the guy was serious (and out of their stupidity got his account deleted). Is it because so many Queen fans are from other countries and don't understand the language well enough? Do they just not have a sense of humor? I always figured Queen fans were probably brilliant, but now...though I hate to think Queen fans are dumb, they ironically sure haven't had any problem calling the original poster that.... (And this message won't make a difference anyway, so I don't know why I'm posting it, I guess I'll just continue to enjoy the replies to Don't Try Suicide for years to come.... |
LozlanTheMage 20.08.2007 19:40 |
I have noticed a decided lack of sarcastic-detection on this site. There was an interesting thread recently extent that asked why this forum in particular draws so many folks with mental problems. I have known several Queen fans in my time, and have found the majority of them to be well-balanced individuals with an (obviously) refined sense of good music. I am also a member of numerous other online forums, and I can honestly say I have never stumbled across a board so rife with lunatics and angry people. I believe this lack of sarcasm-detection ties in with the odd and idiosyncratic crowd this site seems to draw like flies to a rotting carcass (or honey, whichever you find more palatable). On the plus side, this site also plays host to a number of very good-natured and spiffy members, and the community never ceases to entertain me at great length. It's a mixed bag, to be certain, but I don't believe Queen fans (as a whole) are a mentally inferior bunch. A little touchy, perhaps, but people who enjoy Queen tend to be mocked by non-fans who characterize our favourite artist as 'stupid gay flaming etc etc.' I remember being persecuted for my love of their music in High School, and one of my best friends still makes disparaging remarks after all these years. It can make a good fan a little paranoid, I suppose. |
AmeriQueen 20.08.2007 20:26 |
A joke? Maybe my interpretation of a joke is different from yours but wouldn't some form of humour need to be involved somewhere for it to constitute a joke? Maybe something somewhere that could get a laugh, a smile, maybe even a smirk? If that's someone's idea of a joke than let's just say that there are some seriously off people out there. There is no satire, there is no comedy, just gimpish nonsense. If I was the original writer of this post, I would rather be thought to have been a gay-hating prick than to have meant it as a joke. At least a rude, hateful ass is better than a complete retard with no perception of reality. Or is there a punchline yet to be written? There are some seriously disturbed minds out there. |
dont try suicide 20.08.2007 20:54 |
is goinback the only one in here that understands sarcasm? do you really think what i wrote was serious? people re-read my post again. it's complete nonsence. how can you not see the humor in it? it's mind boggeling that you guys are that dense. yes my humor might be a little dry but jesus, you have to lighten up. how many times in your life have you heard people make fun of queen? i've had to put up with it for the last 15 years. and do you know how i deal with it? i ignore them. it's not worth the effort to argue about something so meaningless. queen is my favorite and i don't feel i have to waste time by explaining it to people. they have their opinions and i have mine. i didn't want to come on here and reveal that the joke is actually on you; because it's really intertaining for me to read your comments. but christ all mighty, i guess it's time i fess up. im not being serious. queen is my favorite band. why else would i spend time on here? think about it guys. and for the last time, lighten up. |
AmeriQueen 20.08.2007 21:14 |
Not dry.... weak. |
Ms. Rebel 21.08.2007 07:16 |
That's strange, writing so much shit to see our comemnts XD But that's ok, I must say you made me laugh, really.... When I saw your 1 message didn't mean it was joke at all, but later all become so ridicolous.... Sorry for saying you are gay, I wanted to make you angry, nothing else, hehehehehehehe. . . . no hard feelings |