| ~im a fool~ 04.07.2007 20:16 |
this forum is basicly dead, so im jazzing it up a bit!! and the story begins: one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone: "no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.." she hung up. freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed. freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this: "im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us." she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car. |
| Sergei. 04.07.2007 20:17 |
Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river. The End. |
| deleted user 04.07.2007 20:30 |
<font color=6600f>Vishnu.<h6>A Scientist wrote: Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river. The End.No, no - it's supposed to go like... "Then she managed to turn Freddie straight and they had marvellous life-changing sex and lived happily ever after and she was terribly pampered and everyone loved her." |
| ~im a fool~ 04.07.2007 20:36 |
no no no!!!! shes sposed to fall in love with roger, then brian falls in love with her. and then roger finds out, but her wants her to be happy, and he loves her either way. he tells her this, and then she stays with brian!! but we need more details!!! |
| deleted user 04.07.2007 20:47 |
When does Roger throw the drum kit at her ? |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 04.07.2007 22:51 |
OK, OK!!! I'll clean it up. THIS STAYS: "one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone: "no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.." she hung up. freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed. freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this: "im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us." she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car." "Oh, thank you so much." The woman says. "I'm Vishnu." She sticks her hand out for the band members to shake. They look at her funny, and Freddie is the only one with the guts to shake hands with her. Vishnu gives an awkward smile and clears her throat. The car is silent for the rest of the ride. As Vishu walks out of the car, she drags her gigantic suitcase out and kicks the car door shut. As the five walked up the old stairs leading to the apartment, Vishnu trips over her shoelace and goes riding down the stairway to heaven, dragging john, roger, brian, and freddie along with her. Bruised all over, Vishnu apologizes to the badly injured fellas and they make their way up the stairs again. When she sees the raggedy, old apartment door, she exlaims with enthusiasm, "Well, this is just dandy!" She breaks open the apartment door and walks in. As the lovely lady Vishnu sneezes on the furniture and leaves dirty socks and shoes on the kitchen counter, the band members exchange angry looks. One day, John explodes. He says to Vishnu... |
| Sergei. 05.07.2007 10:01 |
"FUCK ME!!" He shouted. "No thank you." :PP |
| deleted user 05.07.2007 11:54 |
I'd love to move in with Queen 0_0 |
| thomasquinn 32989 05.07.2007 12:28 |
Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool. |
| deleted user 05.07.2007 12:31 |
Who Me ? |
| Sergei. 05.07.2007 12:40 |
<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote: Who Me ?You're not the topic starter. |
| deleted user 05.07.2007 12:44 |
Right Now Im Confused ! |
| Sergei. 05.07.2007 12:51 |
<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote: Right Now Im Confused !HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. o_o |
| deleted user 05.07.2007 12:51 |
Oh Ok that clears things up |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 05.07.2007 14:31 |
Never mind. This won't work out. There was an add on story months ago on queenzone. It was awesome. SO this topic might as well be closed. |
| Vincent. 05.07.2007 14:39 |
Wembley fan86 wrote: Never mind. This won't work out. There was an add on story months ago on queenzone. It was awesome. SO this topic might as well be closed.Yeah...Our old one take this one, beats this shit out of it, rapes it, slaps it around, defecates on it, and then never calls it back. |
| ~im a fool~ 05.07.2007 20:44 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.excuse me? i thought it was a good idea because the forum was dead. so i gave it a little more pizzazz.... i know its not the greatest story..but its something to fantasize about..if your a girl that is...moving in with queen!!! |
| 7 seas of Whatever 05.07.2007 21:38 |
Everyone needs to stop yelling at the fool. She's a nice enough sort and her intentions were good. |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 05.07.2007 22:20 |
im a fool wrote:It was a good idea. It just has to be more organized. How about this? Any person that wants to add on to the story adds one paragraph on. That makes sense. And that isn't retarded. And with sentences that don't have "fuck" appearing every other word. Savvy?<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.excuse me? i thought it was a good idea because the forum was dead. so i gave it a little more pizzazz.... i know its not the greatest story..but its something to fantasize about..if your a girl that is...moving in with queen!!! |
| ~im a fool~ 06.07.2007 21:09 |
i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!! |
| Sergei. 06.07.2007 21:44 |
im a fool wrote: i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!You ah right! :o |
| ~im a fool~ 06.07.2007 21:51 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:i dont need people to love me anyway. i love myself and thats all that matters...im a fool wrote: i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!You ah right! :o |
| 7 seas of Whatever 07.07.2007 12:51 |
im a fool wrote: i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!Come give me a hug! :D |
| ~im a fool~ 07.07.2007 17:05 |
7 seas of Whatever wrote:*hug*im a fool wrote: i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!Come give me a hug! :D didnt there used to be a 'hugs thread' i remember that! ha! i hated it, and then i gave in! we should start a new one! |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 07.07.2007 19:14 |
im a fool wrote: i like it, but i think the other people dont.. nobody loves me!!! *goes off, cries* (well, except, "7 seas of whatever", but thats a different kind of love...) lol!!!Well, if I agreed with you, I love you, I guess... |
| Vincent. 07.07.2007 22:26 |
....Too...much...love... *has epileptic fit from love overdose, stops, twitches, dies* :B Love is icky. |
| Sweetie 08.07.2007 03:04 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:I believe you mean hated her, not loved her.<font color=6600f>Vishnu.<h6>A Scientist wrote: Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river. The End.No, no - it's supposed to go like... "Then she managed to turn Freddie straight and they had marvellous life-changing sex and lived happily ever after and she was terribly pampered and everyone loved her." |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 08.07.2007 10:23 |
<font color=fire>Instant Karma! wrote: Love is icky.NO IT'S NOT! I think love is beautiful, and when two peopel are in love, it's pretty, and love is very much needed in this world. |
| Sergei. 08.07.2007 11:23 |
Wembley fan86 wrote:Actually just Mulder and Krycek love.<font color=fire>Instant Karma! wrote: Love is icky.NO IT'S NOT! I think love is beautiful, and when two peopel are in love, it's pretty, and love is very much needed in this world. Everyone else can go to hell. ;P |
| ~im a fool~ 08.07.2007 20:56 |
this has gone off topic....~ |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 08.07.2007 22:04 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:But love is pretty...Like, when I'm gonna get married, I'm gonn marry someone hot, like maybe John Taylor, only with a hotter body, or a taller Mark Wahlberg, or a young Kevin Bacon (I was watching Footloose today). And we're gonn abe happy, and grow old together, and make babies. I know I'm only 13, but that's my plan. Go to LaGuardia High School in New York City, then go to Cooper Union University, then graduate w/ a masters for architecture or interior design or some crap like that, get married, becom rich and famous, have kids (many many kids w/ a sexy, sexy guy), and die. Nice, don't you think?Wembley fan86 wrote:Actually just Mulder and Krycek love. Everyone else can go to hell. ;P<font color=fire>Instant Karma! wrote: Love is icky.NO IT'S NOT! I think love is beautiful, and when two peopel are in love, it's pretty, and love is very much needed in this world. |
| rog is sexy.........and mine 10.07.2007 20:51 |
im a fool wrote: this has gone off topic....~....By 50 million miles |
| ~im a fool~ 10.07.2007 20:56 |
wasnt this a story before? and for the record, i will never have kids of my own! i will adopt.. (and plus stretch marks are yucky) but thats not why i dont want kids... there are already enough kids without families that need somebody. so thats what i want to do.. |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 10.07.2007 23:14 |
im a fool wrote: wasnt this a story before? and for the record, i will never have kids of my own! i will adopt.. (and plus stretch marks are yucky) but thats not why i dont want kids... there are already enough kids without families that need somebody. so thats what i want to do..Ummm, wow. But my mom syays that it feels completely different when they're your own. |