Women can be divided into 6 IT groups:
The Windows woman: you know she has mistakes but you can't live without her
The Powerpoint woman: She's perfect to show at parties.
The Excel woman: They say she can do a lot, but you only use her for the regular 4 basic functions
The Word woman: She keeps surprising you, but there's nobody on the world who really understands her
The DOS woman: Everyone had her, but nobody wants her back
The Server woman: When you need her, she's always busy
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