QueenZone discussion #1005974

<font color=plum>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

greaserkat wrote: what do you call a yellow school bus with black people inside? ANswer: A rotten banana

Miami Vice wrote:

Kensington Love wrote: LOL ;)

On top of it all you have a sense of humor. Flash is a lucky guy!

Paul McCartney wrote: There was a man who got lost while he was visiting Ireland. He looked around and saw a small house. He walked to it to ask for help, following a little wooden fence leading to it. He got closer and realised it was a pub, so he went inside and asked for a beer. The pub was empty except for the man and the bartender, so he was served quickly. As he drank, the barkeeper began talking to him. -Hey, son. Did you see that fence on the way over here? -Yes, I did. Why? -I made that fence. How was it, was it well- made? -Oh yeah, it was a fine fence. Good craftmanship there. -Yeah, but do they call me Jones the Fence- maker? NOOOO! The guest notices how bitter the barkeeper sounds. He tries to drink his Guiness in peace when he is interrupted once more. -You see this bar, son? - Yeah, I do. -I made it outta pure mahogany. All on my own. How does it hold out? -Oh, it's, uh, very sturdy. Really well- done. -Yeah, but do they call me Jones the Bar- maker? NOOOO! The man tries once more to have his drink. He isn't intrrupted this time, and he has a gulp. He's ready to take another gulp when the bartender pipes in again. -How's yer beer, son? Is it good? -Yeah, yeah, it's a great drink. A fine drink. -I made it meself. I make all the drinks here all on me own. -And they're really great drinks. -Yeah, but do they call me Jones the Beer- maker? NOOOO! The barkeper turns around and runs his hands across his face looking very frustrated. "You fuck ONE goat!"

<font color=0099FF>Killer Queenie wrote: Here is a sad one my cousins husband told me: Two men walk into a bar Ouch - it was a metal bar! Oh dear... I really should run now...

TETTERETET wrote: I HAVE ONE TOO BIP BAP BULLET MY MOTHER IS A BIRD MY FATHER IS SATAN THATS WHERE I"M THE CHILD OF

Logan wrote: It's a few minutes before Sunday service. Without warning, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone starts screaming and running for an exit, trampling on each other in a bid to escape evil incarnate. Everyone except for one elderly gentleman, that is. He sits calmly, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in front of him. Satan walks right up to the old man and says: "Don't you know who I am?" The man replies: "Yep, sure do." "Aren’t you afraid?" Satan asks. "Nope, sure ain't," says the old man. "Do you know I can kill you with a single word?" asks Satan. "Don’t doubt it for a minute," retorts the old man, in an even tone. "Don't you realise that I could cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persists Satan. "Yep," is the calm reply. "And yet you're still not afraid?" "No." Pertubed, Satan asks: "Well why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks Satan right in the eye and calmly replies: "Been married to your sister for 52 years!"

joxerthesnaileatingpirate wrote:

Logan wrote: It's a few minutes before Sunday service. Without warning, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone starts screaming and running for an exit, trampling on each other in a bid to escape evil incarnate. Everyone except for one elderly gentleman, that is. He sits calmly, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in front of him. Satan walks right up to the old man and says: "Don't you know who I am?" The man replies: "Yep, sure do." "Aren’t you afraid?" Satan asks. "Nope, sure ain't," says the old man. "Do you know I can kill you with a single word?" asks Satan. "Don’t doubt it for a minute," retorts the old man, in an even tone. "Don't you realise that I could cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persists Satan. "Yep," is the calm reply. "And yet you're still not afraid?" "No." Pertubed, Satan asks: "Well why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks Satan right in the eye and calmly replies: "Been married to your sister for 52 years!"

the old man had to be cornish :-]