| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 16:38 |
here we go again,another bunch of wannabe's aiming for fame and fortune... on the plus side there is a pair of cute twins in there which may get me watching and keep kleenex in business for the next 13 weeks :-] i could party like hell with Tracy i think one year i swear im gonna audition for this crap if channel4 know where Cornwall is for the audition places,Joxer needs to go national.. soon the whole world will know my name.. |
| flash! 28068 30.05.2007 16:43 |
So far, I haven't seen ONE intellectual person enter that house. Urgh. Typical. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 16:47 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: So far, I haven't seen ONE intellectual person enter that house. Urgh. Typical.identical twin bimbo's got my attention straight away. the Granny is meant to be friends with chas and horseface which may not go down well,but at least she has read a book.i dont think the others can spell it at the mo.lol i know SO many people like Tracy that i wouldnt be surprised if shes Cornish |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 30.05.2007 17:00 |
I hate them all. Except maybe the twins. They're so annoying that I might actually find myself liking them, like Nikki last year (Best housemate ever. Period.) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 17:02 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: I hate them all. Except maybe the twins. They're so annoying that I might actually find myself liking them, like Nikki last year (Best housemate ever. Period.)i dont reckon much on the coloured girl's chances at the mo or Laura the welsh bint |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 30.05.2007 17:07 |
Apparently there are only going to be girls in it. That makes me angry. And Russell Brand doesn't even do Big Mouth any more so there's no one for me to stare at. :( |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 17:08 |
i wondered if you would mention Russell lol if its just gonna be girls i need more kleenex in the flat lol |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 17:12 |
i know Carol,she's a friend of a friend.i saw her at scissor sisters.shes mental! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 30.05.2007 17:16 |
I think I love her. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 17:18 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: I think I love her.she is cool as fuck and wont stand no shit from the toff women or hothead bimbos! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 30.05.2007 17:25 |
I like Tracy. (: |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 17:27 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: I like Tracy. (:oh yesssssssssss! as i say,i know shitloads of people like her,she likes a party.you can tell lol!!! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 30.05.2007 18:22 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: I like Tracy. (:Yeah, she seems alright. I'm going to go and watch Big Mouth now.. with no Russell Brand.. *sigh* there'll be nobody to spontaneously shout 'Ball bags' or 'You swines!' which depresses me. I feel most nostalgic. Ugh. It's Chris Moyles presenting it. Ew. |
| FriedChicken 30.05.2007 18:31 |
I am really ashamed of the Dutch export products Big Brother Vengaboys 2 Unlimited George Baker Selection DJ Tiesto I rest my case :( |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 18:33 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: I am really ashamed of the Dutch export products Big Brother Vengaboys 2 Unlimited George Baker Selection DJ Tiesto I rest my case :(dont even get me started on the kidney donor thing going on there tommorrow |
| FriedChicken 30.05.2007 18:41 |
We only have quality tv here :') |
| FriedChicken 30.05.2007 18:43 |
Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel) A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS. The one who survives wins 100.000 euros |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2007 18:45 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel) A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS. The one who survives wins 100.000 eurosand no kleenex tissues |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 30.05.2007 19:09 |
joxerthegoosefatpirate wrote:OH MY GOD..... :OFriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel) A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS. The one who survives wins 100.000 eurosand no kleenex tissues LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's like.......... Woah. xD |
| iGSM 31.05.2007 03:20 |
The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row. Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.05.2007 08:03 |
iGSM wrote: The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row. Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there.blame them clog-hoppers. apparently the great grandfather of the bloke that gave the world big brother[endemol] developed the london sewage system to take away the shit.2 generations later the family have brought it back. amazing what one learns while watching QI on BBC2 |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 31.05.2007 17:53 |
I HATE THE TWINS. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. :@ (: |
| FriedChicken 31.05.2007 18:33 |
iGSM wrote: The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row. Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there.The dutch :( |
| iGSM 31.05.2007 20:27 |
Well...I'll let you off this time! |
| eenaweena 01.06.2007 21:51 |
you should see the Filipino version of big brother. it's 15 times as worse as you say Big Brother is. ALL of the housemates in season 1 became cheap-ass actors/actresses on local tv. and to think they're all f'n talentless. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.06.2007 13:44 |
we've got our first bloke in there and to paraphrase monty python and the life of brian: "you lucky bastard" [sulk] |
| Killer Queenie 02.06.2007 15:21 |
Explain to me why people like this bollocks?? |
| Gratzi 02.06.2007 16:08 |
<font color=0099FF>Killer Queenie wrote: Explain to me why people like this bollocks??Because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaauuuuse.... Because of the wonderful things they does? hmmm... that doesn't sound right! |
| Killer Queenie 03.06.2007 14:23 |
Gratzi wrote:What - sit around a house, fart, scratch their arses, bitch off about other contestants?? Become *celebraties*<font color=0099FF>Killer Queenie wrote: Explain to me why people like this bollocks??Because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaauuuuse.... Because of the wonderful things they does? hmmm... that doesn't sound right! Yah... sounds like fun... Not... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 05.06.2007 18:09 |
They've got George fucking Galloway presenting Big Brother's Big Mouth this week. It just gets worse. Bring back Russell. ..And I'm not just saying that because I'm a massive Russell Brand fan. Well maybe I am. But he is a great presenter, and he's very very amusing. He's got a tiny penis though. (Did I just say that out loud?) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2007 18:49 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: They've got George fucking Galloway presenting Big Brother's Big Mouth this week. It just gets worse. Bring back Russell. ..And I'm not just saying that because I'm a massive Russell Brand fan. Well maybe I am. But he is a great presenter, and he's very very amusing. He's got a tiny penis though. (Did I just say that out loud?)yes you did and without a ballsack in sight lol |
| @ndy38 07.06.2007 04:33 |
The UK edition died out 3 years ago, i'm amazed the shows creators haven't realised that, it's pathetic, tiresome, boring and above all painful to watch. It used to be quite interesting as they usually had a mixture of down-to-earth individuals with slighlty eccentric characters, now it's just filled with shallow morons desperate on becoming C-list celebrities. I can't think of one reality tv-show that hasn't 'jumped the shark' after 5 years. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 07.06.2007 07:09 |
Ooooh. Big Brother has removed Emily from the house after a racial slur... Look.. Emily: (referring to Charley dancing/pushing her hips forward) You pushing it out you nigger. Nicky: (shocked laughter) Em, I can't believe you said that. Charley: You are in trouble. Emily: Don't make a big thing out of it then. I was joking. Charley: I know you were… but that's some serious shit, sorry. Emily: Why? Charley: Oh my god. I'm not even saying it. Nicky: Just don't talk about it anymore. Emily: I was joking Charley: Do you know how many viewers would watch that? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 07.06.2007 08:52 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: Ooooh. Big Brother has removed Emily from the house after a racial slur... Look.. Emily: (referring to Charley dancing/pushing her hips forward) You pushing it out you nigger. Nicky: (shocked laughter) Em, I can't believe you said that. Charley: You are in trouble. Emily: Don't make a big thing out of it then. I was joking. Charley: I know you were… but that's some serious shit, sorry. Emily: Why? Charley: Oh my god. I'm not even saying it. Nicky: Just don't talk about it anymore. Emily: I was joking Charley: Do you know how many viewers would watch that?WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN????? :O |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 07.06.2007 10:09 |
^ At about 03:30am I think. Oh well, she was a stupid cow anyway. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2007 11:17 |
so what will happen now with the eviction on friday? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 07.06.2007 11:31 |
It's been suspended apparently. Which means there's no chance of getting rid of the ridicul-arse Shabnam for at least another week. oh yeah and twins for the win! I love them. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2007 11:36 |
the twins? they are like a steering wheel in the groin. i dont think the winner is in yet... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 07.06.2007 11:40 |
I hope one of the twins win, they're just so... cute. You could give them a pink piece of paper and they'd be happy for the rest of the day. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 07.06.2007 11:49 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: I hope one of the twins win, they're just so... cute. You could give them a pink piece of paper and they'd be happy for the rest of the day.LMFAO!!!! Yeah..... Though they still annoy me. No offence to them, they are probably nice people in real life, but in that house? Nah ah! Just plain annoying. (: |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 18.06.2007 17:53 |
Crikey. I think Gerry may have just eaten Sean. (I refuse to call him Seany.) That was some ferocious kissing. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2007 17:55 |
yeah,there was some serious tonsil hockey going on lol i think posh n becks may be splitting up soon |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2007 14:42 |
up for eviction:carole,jonathan,seany.. |
| deleted user 19.06.2007 15:01 |
The first guy that came into the house...his name's Zak but he calls himself Ziggy. Now I find that rather stupid because: a) Zak's a nicer name than Ziggy on normal people, although I use that term on BB housemates very loosely b)Only David Bowie can get away with calling himself Ziggy. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2007 15:16 |
ive given them all nicknames in the house ziggy is mr stardust charley is mcains as she always has a chip on her shoulder the twins are pinky n perky tracey is bagpuss the greek bloke i call dale |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2007 18:12 |
damn! only one more vote and mcain would of been up for eviction :-[ |