| Lester Burnham 18.04.2006 11:52 |
Attention: Richard Orchard Let's face it. You've had a pretty good run as the owner of this site, but times are changing and voices are being raised. It's time those voices are heard! WE WANT PAINPLEASURE TO TAKE OVER THE OWNERSHIP OF QUEENZONE! Here are some of the more memorable contributions this paragon of wit and intelligence has posted within recent history: "Hey don't give a shit about all those morons. They all hate me (I have to admit I hate all of them)and I don't give a rat ass. Fuck them. Keep it real." "Actually is good that this forum is spammed...in the long run it's gonna disapear" "You must parond Alex: he has nothing to do in is life...he's from Buenos Aires. In Buenos Aires there's nothing to do. I have stupid cousins in this shit country and I don't either give a shit about them or that shit country." "Shut up you bunch of bitches...she's 13. Give her a break with your stupid not funny witty sense of humour." "[Mr. Snow is] another jackass who can make all of you morons angry (thing so easy to do) and start a topic about him, which is a thing he doesn't deserve because he's a turd...Loosers!" This is my personal favorite, because of how clear and cohesive he actually is: "Look at that finocchio who cheers for River. Boca till the end of time.." Not only is he a valuable contributor to this board, but he is also absurdly friendly and open with warm, thoughtful responses, holding the people of this forum with high regard. His grasp on grammar and sentence construction should be the envy of all, and most of our non-English speakers would benefit from modelling any future sentences off of his examples. In short, I'm sorry Richard, but it's time for you to go. PainPleasure is the voice of a new tomorrow, and he deserves to have his place in the sun. In commemoration of the new change in ownership, it would be most fitting if PainPleasure's visage was in the banner instead of Queen's, so would those of us more competent in Photoshop please make the appropriate changes. I'm sure that, as PainPleasure's first action of owner, he will be banning without question those who lack a sense of humor, so it's most likely that I will be gone first. Others to go will be iGSM, fatty, Flashman, and just about the rest of this board. Those who are lucky enough to remain will have to conform to PainPleasure's dry wit. As for actual Queen-related contributions, please check out all of his wonderful responses he's posted in the Serious Discussion threads. If you're having a hard time finding them, just imagine what he might say in that situation, then. As a lovely parting gift, Richard, we've decided to bake you a cake. It's sugar-free with coconut cream frosting. Please enjoy with our compliments. |
| Munchsack 18.04.2006 11:54 |
Actually, as appealing as that sounds, Lester, I would prefer for YOU to take over Queenzone. The wages aren't great, but the hours are pretty short. And the first thing you should do is change your username to KingLester. |
| Munchsack 18.04.2006 11:55 |
Sorry, what was I thinking? Change your username AFTER you've fixed the profile picture thing. |
| Lester Burnham 18.04.2006 12:09 |
I'm sorry Munchsack, but PainPleasure would be a better owner and we all know that. I'll just chalk your ideas down to delusion - we don't want KingPP to think you actually meant what you said! |
| Munchsack 18.04.2006 12:11 |
Lester Burnham wrote: I'm sorry Munchsack, but PainPleasure would be a better owner and we all know that. I'll just chalk your ideas down to delusion - we don't want KingPP to think you actually meant what you said!Well, that's what most of my ideas are chalked down to. No, wait, delusion comes in second, behind insanity. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 18.04.2006 12:11 |
MUWAHWHAHWAHWHAAHAHAHAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWHAHA! |
| Serry... 18.04.2006 12:14 |
He'll ban me and Mr Stuart on the first minute of ownership of QZ... |
| Munchsack 18.04.2006 12:18 |
And I'll be next, no doubt. I dunno why, I'm just really paranoid. |
| Poo, again 18.04.2006 13:22 |
You tell me that it's evolution, well, you know, we all wanna change the world...! No, but seriously, I think I'd be one of the first to go if they would start banning people. |
| @ndy38 18.04.2006 14:08 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Maybe we should play QZ forum survivor?You'd be first out :/ |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 18.04.2006 14:36 |
Hahaha! You are a genius! |
| Lisser 18.04.2006 14:46 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: You say want a revoluuuuuuuuushu u un Welllllll you knooooooow Yes, and I would like Jellybean Queen to replace Barb while we're at it. Lester...I love you man!I doubt anyone could do the job that Barb does. It's not easy babysitting 100s of sociopaths on a daily basis. Thank the Lord for Barb. |
| Lester Burnham 18.04.2006 15:13 |
Sadly, Lisser, Barb will be one of the first people to go when PP takes over. Barb is level-headed and tolerant, and that won't sit well with the new king. Anyone who disagrees with PP is a traitor by (his) definition, so it's likely that he'll just take over the job himself. The times they are a-changin'... |
| Lester Burnham 18.04.2006 16:10 |
Sorry to bump, but I feel that this issue warrants our immediate attention. |
| Poo, again 18.04.2006 16:24 |
How thoughtful of you, Lester. |
| Lester Burnham 18.04.2006 23:32 |
So, was the downtime the result of PP's take over? If so... good job, sir! Very well played! |
| jcrawford79 18.04.2006 23:56 |
I am laughing my ass off at this thread. I'm glad to see that others share my opinion of this jerk off. |
| Lester Burnham 19.04.2006 00:11 |
Alex, yes, how could I have forgotten his eloquence with those matters? What a verbose and delightful man. Oh wow, Mr. Crawford. We don't say things like that about our new overlord. I'll just pretend that when you said "jerk off", you actually meant... "lover boy". Yes, lover boy. That will do just nicely. oh god i can't believe i just said that |
| jcrawford79 19.04.2006 00:45 |
Lester Burnham wrote: Alex, yes, how could I have forgotten his eloquence with those matters? What a verbose and delightful man. Oh wow, Mr. Crawford. We don't say things like that about our new overlord. I'll just pretend that when you said "jerk off", you actually meant... "lover boy". Yes, lover boy. That will do just nicely. oh god i can't believe i just said thatSorry bout that. Not sure what happened there. My id apparently took control briefly. I'll try to gain some self-restraint. |
| @ndy38 19.04.2006 07:19 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:If looks could kill :O<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:Ohhhhh, A ultra long distance dirty look is in order. Can you feel me. :P<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Maybe we should play QZ forum survivor?You'd be first out :/ |
| Lester Burnham 19.04.2006 08:58 |
jcrawford79 wrote:It happens to the best of us. Unfortunately, PP might not be so forgiving.Lester Burnham wrote: Alex, yes, how could I have forgotten his eloquence with those matters? What a verbose and delightful man. Oh wow, Mr. Crawford. We don't say things like that about our new overlord. I'll just pretend that when you said "jerk off", you actually meant... "lover boy". Yes, lover boy. That will do just nicely. oh god i can't believe i just said thatSorry bout that. Not sure what happened there. My id apparently took control briefly. I'll try to gain some self-restraint. I wonder when he'll address the crowd with his words of infinite wisdom. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 19.04.2006 21:57 |
A coup de etat? Count me in! |
| iGSM 20.04.2006 20:30 |
I don't know what's going on in this thread! altruism! |
| S@turn 21.04.2006 08:03 |
<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: I think Richard is a quite good administrator, but I'd love to see **yawns**.Lucky enough your opinion doesnt count until you are mature enough to underbuild your opinion I think everyone now knows your opinion, so why dont you leave people alone and go to do your homework, or other things that are important in your life? You dont know where you are talking about, else you should at least be able to show arguements, in the positive thread and so more. Never anywhere a suggestion or positive thought. I dont know why I react here, but you should stop with blaming other people unless you feel superior to others. Ha! that is exactly how I feel! :) |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 22.04.2006 08:37 |
I needed to add this -
PainPleasure wrote:thenightcomedown wrote: Was that bitch laughing at Freddies singing? Well im laughing at her fat ugly ass!Shut up asshole. Montserrat is far from being a bitch (which you are) and she's one of the greatest opera singer of all time. So shut up that filthy ignorant mouth. |
| jcrawford79 23.04.2006 23:11 |
Someone is conspicuously absent from this thread.... |
| Lester Burnham 24.04.2006 00:05 |
jcrawford79 wrote: Someone is conspicuously absent from this thread....Yes, but he is always watching. Like Big Brother. A Canadian Big Brother. |
| @ndy38 24.04.2006 07:46 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Well I hope he's careful, I was once arrested for that.So they released you from prison then? :O |
| @ndy38 24.04.2006 07:47 |
Lester Burnham wrote:Hahajcrawford79 wrote: Someone is conspicuously absent from this thread....Yes, but he is always watching. Like Big Brother. A Canadian Big Brother. |
| Lester Burnham 24.04.2006 20:12 |
Ruh roh, folks, looks like my days are numbered here! The Mighty PP has spoken IN ONE OF MY VERY OWN THREADS!!! and he's none too happy:
PainPleasure wrote:It was nice knowing all of you :'(Lester Burnham wrote: About me, about you, about anything you feel like you want to ask. No politics, religion, or snakeskin boots. Have at it.How is it to be a complete jackass who doesn't mind his own business and think he has so much wit? I'm asking because I don't know... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 24.04.2006 22:26 |
Cannot forget the chastizing of Inu
PainPleasure wrote:Add this to your blog I wish I was handsome I wish to get laid I wish I had a life |