The Queenzone Maffia 4; Freddie Mercury is still alive
The Queenzone Maffia 4; Freddie Mercury is still alive
deleted user 04.08.2005 21:26
A lot of people think Freddie died by AIDS and that he let grew a beard because he had AIDS. Non of this is less true. First of all I want to inform what happend for real with Freddie. And why the Queenzone Mafia tried to whipe away the rumours of the Innuendo tour. First of all as discussed the Queenzone Mafia replaced John Deacon with Paul Mc Cartney. Freddie always was a smart person. he immediatly recognized John wasn't the same. And Freddie dropped some words about it during the Urk '83 show. This immediatly reveals why the Queenzone mafia tried to let this tape disappear, since it contains some horrible trueth about them. In the hour of Urk break Freddie got his hands on a bottle of typical Urkish whisky. Urkish people are sailors and their whisky contains 20% more alcohol, Freddie not in the ability to read dutch didn't mention it. So he just drank out of the bottle as he would usually drink Whisky. And Freddie got light and shakey in the head. And when near the end of the hour break John (actually Paul) started a vocal improvisation he immediatly heared John was Paul Mc Cartney. All the peaces fitted for him he knew John wasn't John, John was kidnapped and replaced by Paul McCartney. Freddie not in the ability to see danger started talking during God Save The Queen. I quote Freddie Mercury:
"Good evening ladies and gentleman, this night will bless you. Pleasean overwelming applause to out guitar player, with the pease of fireplace arround his neck, "Brian May". Please some credit for our splendid bloinde drummer. And for our little Beatle at the back who didn't make Srgt. Peppers Lonely Heartsclub band. Get home and get laid"
The Queenzonemafia, got a problem. Freddie Mercury was a healthy man. He couldn't drive cars and he wasn't replaceable by any other singer due to his extroadinairy talent. They hoped by getting their hands on the Urk '83 video they would keep the Urk concert a secret, and due to Freddie's extreeme alcohol abuse he would most possebly forget that evening. But Freddie didn't forget the trueth. The Queenzonemafia thought up a very clever little plan to get Freddie out of public. They heared of a desease in the gay community; AIDS. If people would think he was gay (Freddie Mercury was always fully straight) they might also get rumours about him having AIDS. So they started rumours in the paper about Freddie's sexuallity. Wich where easy because of Freddie's live act wich was flaboyant. Appart from that he had friends like Elton John and Mick Rock. It was a very easy job. Freddie didn't bother the rumours, as the rumours started getting serious in the time he was having a relationship with Barbara Valentin, Freddie thaught the people where foolish enough to believe that he who was dating a woman would be gay. So Freddie decided to put sarcasm in a clip against the press. They appeared in the "I Want To Break Free" clip in drag, overobvious that it was sarcasm the press didn't seem to see through it and discover the sarcasm. The Queenzonemafia got their rumours and most of the people thaught Freddie was gay. Now they should simply slip in the rumour that Freddie would be infected with AIDS. wich didn't seem so easy after all. And the Mafia feared about the fact that John Deacon was Paul Mc Cartney. THey got allerted when in Milano in '84 Paul's microphone suddenly went on. And the hole stadium could hear Mc Cartney's beautiful singing voice. Alerted by this they wanted to stop Queen touring. They putted pressure on the manager of Queen, and that Queen should stop touring. This way Queen stopped touring in '86. All the members of Queen where negatively surprised and after their contract ended in '89 they immediatly went over to another manager who did allow them to tour. The Queenzone mafia couldn't manage to put pressure on that manager so they made those tours secrets. immediatly tearing away posters and all, and since Freddie didn't want the ammounts of audiemce so ext
Hayek Eva wrote: Dear Dennis, are you a slightly mad I think, or werw you eating mutch at an evening and you had bed dreams!!!!???
I was Eve the FREDDIAC.
I've got more sources agreein than you've had hot meals.