| -fatty- 2850 03.10.2004 11:10 |
I was pretending to talk to Jim Beach on the phone this morning and he confided in me that the next official DVD release will be a compilation of out-takes and bloopers from Queen videos, concerts and interviews. Hilights will include: During the filming of the video for 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love', while the dancer rips open Freddie's t-shirt she accidently catches a couple of hairs from his chest and he screams in pain and calls her a clumsy slag. During the same video Freddie stands on one of the hands poking through the stage and breaks three of a roadie's fingers. At a concert in Germany in 1977, John played a prank on Brian by replacing one of his plectrums with a razor blade. As soon as Brian starts to play, he snaps an E string which whips back and takes out his left eye. In the middle of an interview with Keith Chegwin on 'Cheggars Plays Pop' a fully grown African Elephant from the studio next door (in which Animal Magic is being recorded) goes on the rampage and gores Roger to death with it's mighty tusks. During the concert at Wembley in 1986, a huge inflatable Brian balloon breaks free from it's moorings and soars into the skies above London. The camera follows it up and we see it being sucked into the engine of a Boeing 747 bound for Heathrow, resulting in the deaths of all 378 passengers and crew on board. During the filming of the video for Radio Ga Ga, Roger seems to be out of synch with his hand movements and the director threatens to kick his fucking head in. During the filming of the video for 'The Miracle' Michael Jackson arrives on set and several of the children are seen emerging from his trailer, crying and trembling with fear. One of the clay figures from the 'Innuendo' video fluffs his lines and all the other figures fall around laughing. During the concert at Budapest in 1986, Freddie has to read the lyrics of an obscure Hungarian folk song scribbled on the palm of his hand. Unfortunately he reads the wrong hand and sings the phone number of a Hungarian barman he met the night before. At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie. During the fiming of the video for Breakthrough, the stage hands play a joke on Roger by building up the platform on which his drum kit is situated and driving the train under a low bridge at 125 mph. By the time they realise that Roger is missing from the train they are 18 miles further down the line. In an out-take from the video for 'Play The Game' John can be seen smiling. This DVD should be in the shops in time for Christmas and is priced at £19.99. I didn't get a chance to ask about any extra features as my wife wanted to speak to her sister and I had to stop playing with the phone. fatty. |
| SergeantPepperDG 03.10.2004 11:14 |
I'd pay a LOT to see that. |
| Little_Queenie 03.10.2004 11:18 |
R O T F L:))))))))))))) YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKIN GENIOUS, WE LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU:)))))))))) |
| VmS 03.10.2004 11:30 |
Hilarious. :-) |
| David Jones 03.10.2004 12:47 |
> At a concert in Germany in 1977, John played a prank on Brian by replacing one of his plectrums with a razor blade. As soon as Brian starts to play, he snaps an E string which whips back and takes out his left eye. Absolute classic! |
| KillerQueen840 03.10.2004 13:26 |
That's a good idea... I know their would be a lot a people including me that would love to see it. |
| Brimon 03.10.2004 13:31 |
During the concert at Budapest in 1986, Freddie has to read the lyrics of an obscure Hungarian folk song scribbled on the palm of his hand. Unfortunately he reads the wrong hand and sings the phone number of a Hungarian barman he met the night before. LOL. |
| Sonia Doris 03.10.2004 13:31 |
where can i sign up for that? :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| LiveAidQueen 03.10.2004 15:55 |
LOLOL |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 03.10.2004 16:04 |
Whats the release date? Sounds good. |
| Pim Derks 03.10.2004 16:12 |
"....we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie." OMFG - fucking brilliant :-) |
| deleted user 04.10.2004 00:43 |
I'd buy that. LOL! |
| Yogurt 04.10.2004 07:25 |
HaHa! |
| Fenderek 04.10.2004 07:31 |
I laughed myself to death, fatty- that's actually the best so far IMO!!!! I was ROTFLMAO and my workmates couldn't understand what the fuck was I doing- if I'm gonna get fired for reading queenzone during work hours- it's going to be your fault!!! I can easily cover it up but things like this one... BRAVO, fatty, pure genius!!!
fatty wrote: During the concert at Wembley in 1986, a huge inflatable Brian balloon breaks free from it's moorings and soars into the skies above London. The camera follows it up and we see it being sucked into the engine of a Boeing 747 bound for Heathrow, resulting in the deaths of all 378 passengers and crew on board.Heavy, but joined with the others that's the one that made me cry from laughter... fatty wrote: One of the clay figures from the 'Innuendo' video fluffs his lines and all the other figures fall around laughing.This one is also a classic! |
| Mayboy 04.10.2004 07:59 |
LOL! |
| Kakina 04.10.2004 08:55 |
LOL |
| deleted user 04.10.2004 09:26 |
Tickqueener and I think it's very funny. :^) |
| Mr. Scully 04.10.2004 09:30 |
Cool, I loved the Budapest bit :) |
| iGSM 04.10.2004 10:14 |
< I'd always wondered about that. I think you'll find that during the 'Tie Your Mother Down' Roger was also killed after being set on fire, not by the gunpowder, but by Deaky butting out his cigarette on Roger. |
| BrianRules 04.10.2004 11:06 |
There's actually an outtake of John smiling? It was probably just gas. |
| deleted user 04.10.2004 11:06 |
When will the DVD be realized, I want it!!!!! |
| Brianmay1975 04.10.2004 12:21 |
LOL!!! Fatty, you're a comic genius! Man, this is soooooo funny!.... |
| Janet 04.10.2004 13:30 |
LOL! I'd buy it. You've done it again fatty. ;-) |
| Joxer 04.10.2004 13:44 |
FUCKING COMIC, BULLSHIT. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 04.10.2004 15:00 |
Great stuff old boy. |
| queen_forever_87 05.10.2004 09:32 |
I've read some of your topics before.... and like all the others....this one is great too!! Fatty, you're a genius, as said before!!! Wonderfull!! man... you've got a big imagination whahahahaahha :D |
| redyfredy01 05.10.2004 21:42 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I would pay all the money that i have jst to see one onf those bloopers. Telling by this DVD, I can tell that Queen were funny people. |
| high-flying-adored 05.10.2004 21:44 |
Hahahaaa ... I swear. That wins. You are the champion, my friend! [Collapses on floor from the pain of laughing so hard.] |
| Queenette=1 06.10.2004 03:58 |
LOL, very funny stuff! LOL Enjoyable, what a twist to the QUEEN drama. Thank You FATTY. Classic. |
| KevMull 06.10.2004 07:44 |
Sorry to disagree but this is not up to Fatty's usual standards. Just isn't as funny as his usual stuff. Maybe Fatty has his own Stepfords now! |
| Fenderek 17.10.2005 07:56 |
Better to have stuff like that on to top the page than QUEEN RIP crap... :) |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 07:59 |
'At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie.' Your not funny, go back to the mental home you came out of. |
| Fenderek 17.10.2005 08:04 |
Take a chill pill... geez, some people... |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 09:02 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:d) all of the aboveAll Queens People wrote: 'At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie.' Your not funny, go back to the mental home you came out of.You really need a) a sense of humour b) a life c) serious professional help. |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 09:41 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:And you REALLY needAll Queens People wrote: 'At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie.' Your not funny, go back to the mental home you came out of.You really need a) a sense of humour b) a life c) serious professional help. a) a shotgun b) instructions how to use it c) plenty of ammo |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 09:44 |
I think fatty should make a CD called "fatty - Return Of The Champion", cos this is pure comedy at its best, only from the best! |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 09:44 |
All Queens People wrote:d) knowledge of how to point it at yourself and shoot<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:And you REALLY need a) a shotgun b) instructions how to use it c) plenty of ammoAll Queens People wrote: 'At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie.' Your not funny, go back to the mental home you came out of.You really need a) a sense of humour b) a life c) serious professional help. |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 09:47 |
Er that would be option b. |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 10:43 |
Once again you miss the humour |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 11:04 |
Once again you just mean you can't tell a joke. |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 17:41 |
It's not that I can't tell a joke, I can't make any up cos I don't have that good sense of humour :P ED: And I don't mean humour of your kind either |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 19:04 |
Well that's obvious! |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 19:11 |
Blame my assburgers for that :P |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 19:12 |
Do you get turned on by arguing? |
| deleted user 17.10.2005 19:13 |
Or are you just sick and weird? |
| inu-liger 17.10.2005 20:01 |
I was making a pun, but obviously you don't get the joke, which I think most other people here on QZ would get. |
| Suigi 17.10.2005 21:35 |
*falls on the floor* Oh man...comic genius... |
| john bodega 18.10.2005 00:27 |
"Do you get turned on by arguing?" I DO I DO! (waves hands around madly) |
| teleman 18.10.2005 02:11 |
ROTFL Must change Depends |
| john bodega 18.10.2005 07:23 |
I think I need a towel. |
| great king rat 1138 18.10.2005 08:45 |
All Queens People wrote: Do you get turned on by arguing?No, your posts just seem to bring out the worst in people. Which can be fun :o) |
| john bodega 18.10.2005 08:49 |
great king rat 1138... I disagree! They bring out the *best* in me. Creatively disagreeing with someone is always good value. |
| Fenderek 18.10.2005 09:57 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Creatively disagreeing with someone is always good value.Creatively? With her? I always thought that by discussing one can learn a lot- but that requires the point of view being challenged in an intelligent way... |
| john bodega 18.10.2005 11:09 |
I'm still trying to figure out what she feeds to the bug in her arse to keep it so damned irritable? |
| Fenderek 18.10.2005 11:11 |
Ok, I guess that requirtes a lot of creativity :) |
| kagezan1313 18.10.2005 14:19 |
Wow, just once I'd like to see a thread that doesn't end with an argument and name calling. Has there ever been one? |
| Suigi 18.10.2005 16:12 |
There's a few. Namely the ones (like mine) where no one posts. |
| deleted user 18.10.2005 17:22 |
Losers spending all your worthless time talking about me. |
| great king rat 1138 19.10.2005 08:32 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I'm still trying to figure out what she feeds to the bug in her arse to keep it so damned irritable?LMAO |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 09:44 |
Not as much as you loners. Your whole life revolves around this forum. You're pathetic! |
| Fenderek 19.10.2005 09:55 |
And about spending time in here... I've got nothing better to do- sit at work, in front of the computer and I'm paid for it... She however does that in her free time... Who's pathetic...? And yeah, she's going to give me spelling lessons when her nick includes one :) |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 10:07 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: And one more thing: the genitive 's' (marking posession) is spelled "'s", thus All Queen's People. It's really not that difficult, you know.That is a cheap shot then again you are cheap aren't you. My name is like that to be original unlike yours (yawn). And if I'm on here so much how come as soon as I go and come back you've already replied. Sad. |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 10:08 |
Fenderek wrote: And about spending time in here... I've got nothing better to do- sit at work, in front of the computer and I'm paid for it... She however does that in her free time... Who's pathetic...? And yeah, she's going to give me spelling lessons when her nick includes one :)All Queen's People. Happy now dweeb? |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 10:09 |
Love your name by the way. NOT! |
| great king rat 1138 19.10.2005 10:11 |
Fenderek wrote: And about spending time in here... I've got nothing better to do- sit at work, in front of the computer and I'm paid for it...Christ Tom, you and I have the same life dude! |
| john bodega 19.10.2005 10:27 |
All Queen's People : Hey it's me, that guy you love to hate. You've posted 13 times in this thread, each one with a negative comment. Is there some reason you're telling *us* to get a life, stop wasting time, when you've put all that effort into putting everyone down? Look I agree with you - 'fatty' isn't all that funny, but COME ON. It's not that important is it? Why the heck are you getting into a stoush with all these people? |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 10:33 |
I'm not usually like this but since no-one is being nice either I don't see why I should back down. This forum has been like a war zone for ages. |
| john bodega 19.10.2005 10:37 |
Not that I don't love to stir shit, but for what it's worth I'm sorry that this place has turned into what it is at the moment. I can't speak for the rest of 'em, but try to understand - if I wind up arguing with any of you, it's probably 50% a joke. Aaannyway... cheers. |
| Erin 19.10.2005 11:13 |
Barry © wrote: Fatty should write a Queenzone DVD.That could be intriguing..;-) |
| deleted user 19.10.2005 14:22 |
All Queen's People wrote:Nah he is too lazy to come to america and kill you. He can just sit back and enjoy when he fire's the atomic bomb.<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:And you REALLY need a) a shotgun b) instructions how to use it c) plenty of ammoAll Queens People wrote: 'At the end of the video for 'These Are The Days Of Our Lives' when Freddie looks into the camera for his final farewell to his fans, the cameras keep rolling and we see Pheobe smack him in the face with a custard pie.' Your not funny, go back to the mental home you came out of.You really need a) a sense of humour b) a life c) serious professional help. |
| inu-liger 20.10.2005 08:36 |
I still hold my claim that AQP is a 13-year-old |
| mystic_rhythms 24.10.2005 23:07 |
wow, big argument going on. I'm not gonna make it any worse, i'm just gonna stick to the subject here, i made up a few bloopers. Hope they're good - During the video shoot for I'm Going Slightly Mad, the gorilla notices Freddie with the bananas on his head and jumps him. The rest of the band just laughs as Freddie is banged around by the gorilla. - Another blooper from IGSM is the kettle on Roger's head; the wardrobe designer used a real kettle as a prank, which ended up scorching Roger's head. It left a large bald spot for several weeks, and the band agreed it was his best hairdo since the Jazz era. - In the A Kind Of Magic video, Freddie uses his magic to transform Brian's Red Special into a tennis racket. A stagehand watching Wimbledon at the time shouts something about how a player is swinging a guitar around. Brian rushes to the TV and bursts into tears when his guitar shatters on the court. - It is revealed that John is the very low voice heard on "Bring Back That Leroy Brown" - During a 1989 interview, Brian is seen coughing up a hairball. - Brian is ready to sing Love Of My Life at Wembley in '86, when a fan tosses a ukulele onto the stage and tells him to play Good Company. Freddie busts out laughing. - In the outtakes from the One Vision recording, John tries to play the drums, but the drumstick slips out of his hand and nails Roger in the eye. He leaps at John and the two fight. Freddie and Brian laugh. yeah, they're probably real corny, but the good ones were taken lol |
| Lester Burnham 24.10.2005 23:37 |
OK, those were admittedly very funny, innuendo. Not up to fatty's strange standards, but the funniest thing since the argument that broke out on page 3. |
| teleman 25.10.2005 00:44 |
me_and_my_innuendo may not be fatty but I got a chuckle so thanks |
| Fenderek 25.10.2005 04:05 |
me_and_my_innuendo wrote: - In the A Kind Of Magic video, Freddie uses his magic to transform Brian's Red Special into a tennis racket. A stagehand watching Wimbledon at the time shouts something about how a player is swinging a guitar around. Brian rushes to the TV and bursts into tears when his guitar shatters on the court.I liked that one! :) |
| shanemcd 26.10.2005 15:23 |
Is this for real ? Is it a bloopers DVD or are the bloopers just Extra features? |
| mystic_rhythms 26.10.2005 15:53 |
no, it's not for real. It would be really funny though. Fatty knows how to make the people of Queenzone laugh. Have you read his Freddie obituaries, or whatever they're called? they're a riot! |
| The Fairy King 26.10.2005 21:53 |
Fatty dude write a screenplay with all this stuff!!! xD |